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On this month’s WLM, the gang is chatting about the fantastic second installment of one of the greatest film trilogies of all time, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers!

In the extended edition, how hilarious are all the additional Christopher Lee puttering around his house scenes? Has Ian McKellen been any better than his transformation from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White? And how great does Aragorn look for 87!?! PLUS: Gandalf insures the life of “Gandalf the Gray” for a surprisingly large amount!

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers stars Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Miranda Otto, Bernard Hill, Christopher Lee, John-Rhys Davies, Liv Tyler, Andy Serkis, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, Sean Bean, John Noble, and Brad Dourif as Wormtongue; directed by Peter Jackson.

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Coomanfu

The boys not seeming to understand that the nanny is about a bunch of rich business weirdos faxing each other like they’re texting is the joke.

Anonymous

The Leafletslature is my favorite branch of the Govern-Ent (they wear powdered figs).

Anonymous

Need moment: Mortensen broke a toe in the scene where Aragorn kicked the Uruk-hai helmet in anger after he thought that Merry and Pippin had been killed

Gary Dennis

oh my God amazing. Uh mazing! Peter Jackson's editor used a J Cut!!!

Lynne Olson

I enjoy Dourif in all the weirdo roles he gets, but he was so good in dramatic roles like Cuckoo's Nest, Mississippi Burning, Wise Blood....I wish he would have gotten more of those. It seems like I remember a behind-the-scenes from Two Towers where someone commented that he was a weird guy though - so maybe all the weird guy roles are more fitting.

Catboyslim

Who puts this extended series of movies on at Xmas every year ?

Rhea

You're all so mean to my babygirl Samwise

Cat Ruth-Coleman

Baltimore has a really amazing aquarium! It's expensive but so worth it.

Brendan Campbell

chris's gollum impression is next level

Anonymous

My precious PBR

Andrew Hennings

Three words. ORC COCK NECKLACE

William Kiskowski

So you could build on the Merry and Pippen entdraught thing. So they do get larger, permanently. They go down in hobbit records books as the largest hobbits ever. So they could totally use this ent water as hobbit PEDs for whatever sports are popular in the shire. Yeah the East/West racism is pretty obvious. It was mellowed a little by the fact that big hero Aragorn was called "Lean, dark, tall," and imagined by many to be Persian or Indian in skin tone. Sorry I am behind. I intermittently get chunks of time to catch up on your content. My favorite podcast and I am always sniveling "well in the book..."