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On this edition of our wild Lifetime Movie adventure, we're chatting about the doubly named Babynapped a.k.a. Born and Missing! 

This "movie" has everything you want in a Lifetime Movie: several poorly-directed performances, a couple of characters whose motivations are left confusingly unexplained, a ridiculous crime perpetrated in suburbia, an out-of-left-field time jump, a surprise relocation to Hawaii, and a hospital set taken straight out of a bad Nightmare on Elm Street sequel! And yet with all that going for it, Babynapped is still one of the most incompetently made things we've ever set eyes on!

Babynapped stars Kaitlyn Black, David. Gallagher, Alexandra Paul, Vanessa Evigan, Mark Famiglietti, and Caia Coley as Doris the Mother-In-Law; directed by Michael Feifer.

Once In A Lifetime is a bi-monthly (every-other month) WHM podcast where the gang watches some outrageous Lifetime movies and attempts to sift through the madness within.

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Nate Brennaman

Babynapped is a better title, but it kinda sounds like a comedy "Baby's Day Out" style.

Dominic Kovell

I strained my neck recently, and I laughed so hard when Eric said that they folded a woman's body in half to fit it into a baby's coffin, that I think I've done permanent damage. I'm okay with this.

Leesha Olivier

This movie was all about women 😭 sobbing. Yeesh. Terrible movie. Fabulous podcast 👏

Eren Keskin

Tony Stark was able to kidnap this baby in a cave! With a box of scraps!

Jason

Since the fellas were asking about it: https://diyways.com/how-to-make-mountain-dew-wine/

Sh'boom Sh'boom

I want my baby napped baby napped baby napped

meowmers

Pitch Noir II was always my favorite.

Dave

This was, hands down, one of the best episodes you dorks have ever done.