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On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great Steve Spielberg classics, Jurassic Park! How out-of-this-world excellent is this John Williams score? Does it get any better than Goldblum and that open shirt? And would it have killed them to make it just the slightest bit bloodier? PLUS: What are some of the worst jobs at the park? Raptor gatekeeper has to be right up there, right? 

Jurassic Park stars Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough, Martin Ferrero, BD Wong, Joseph Mazzello, Ariana Richards, Samuel L. Jackson, Miguel Sandoval, Wayne Knight, and Bob Peck as Muldoon; directed by Steven Spielberg.

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Kureigu

I saw this in cinema 3 times when I was a kid. One time I can remember vividly as my babysitter had took us to the town centre cinema and this was a tiny two screen place with barely 50 seats in one theater, we were in the front row about 8 feet from the screen and I always remember how much I had to turn my head to take in everything going on up in front of me. That day at nine years old cemented that when I go to a cinema I sit in the back row where I can see everything without issue.

Kureigu

The bit about feeding the rapters with the harness was new after the accident at the start from what I gathered. Muldoon implys they have proven too dangerous to do anything else.

Brenbee Everfolly

Definitely my favorite Spielberg movie, although I'm a bit biased because it was my first movie I can remember seeing in theaters at 6 years old. Forever citing it as the blueprint for mixing CG and practical effects, and it's responsible for my love of dinos.

Jason Briles

It says in the beginning that the family of the gatekeeper is suing them for 20 million, so they weren’t hiring people without families

Timothy Cameron Robbins Miller

They clone the plants from the era because animals tend to have teeth made for eating only one thing and plants were EXTREMELY different in the time of the dinosaurs. Grass didn't evolve until 10 million years after the dinosaurs went extinct.

Peter Reynoso

Saw it stoned to the bone opening weekend with a friend who has since crossed the rainbow bridge. Spielberg was always a thing. Since the TV movie duel he garnered attention as a talented director.

Busiris

It's now been almost a week and I am still laughing at Andrew's name-confusion - Jennifer Poopy. I've embarrassed myself by laughing at it in public.

Otelia Finnen

Joseph Mazzello had a memorable recurring role on Person of Interest, which is one of the all-time underrated TV shows IMO.

Jan

such a genius movie that has worse sequels than the Jaws franchise.

Matt

I remember seeing this in the theater as a kid. The T -Rex scene scares the shit out of me.

likeshine

There were lots of puppets in fallen kingdom btw! None in Jurassic world though.

chris pike

Way back in the day I got to spend a few hours with Wayne Knight generating some promo elements and he was brilliant.

Smaug

I just rewatched this tonight and noticed for the first time the Costa Rican cab driver who has to get out and come around the side of the car to shut the passenger door after Dodgson gets out and walks off without closing it or tipping. He gives this great shoulder gesture and chin jut, like "God damn it, come close this goddamned car door or at least toss me a few bucks. Fuck you."

Anonymous

Totes agree on the killing Dinos. In the book, Muldoon cuts a raptor in half with a rocket launcher.