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On this very special holiday edition of Once In A Lifetime, the gang is chatting about the absolutely horrendous Christmas film, Merry In-Laws! How awful is this poor girl's father, what with all the surveillance and creepy meddling? Does Alex even want to marry Peter Claus in the first place? And how many different drugs can Mrs. Claus be on at one time? PLUS: Does this George Wendt Santa hate the Easter Bunny? 

Merry In-Laws stars George Wendt, Shelley Long, Lucas Bryant, Kassia Warshawski, Jacob Thurmeier, Matty Finochio, Barb Mitchell, and Greg Lawson; directed by Leslie Hope.

Once In A Lifetime is a bi-monthly (every-other month) WHM podcast where the gang watches some outrageous Lifetime movies and attempts to sift through the madness within.

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

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Voclo

Holy shit, a Once in a Lifetime!!!

Mattie

This is what, "You owe me" looks like. What the shit happened on the set of Hell on wheels?!?!

Ray

The real question is, who the fuck is Pamela? He says "Pamela will hold down the fort". Who the fuck is Pamela

Leesha Olivier

This movie was super creepy due to all of the sugar Os that Mrs. Claus keeps having! Geez!

Michael Daniels

Is King of Ants the one where Kari Wuhrer has a giant prosthetic penis? It's a weird one

Doug Dee

I never watched Melrose Place, Bevery Hills 90210, or ever tuned in to the Lifetime channel. But I do now.

Phillip

Haven't listened to the podcast yet, just getting around to watching the movie now. I was expecting the worst and most unbelievable thing about this movie to be "my parents are Santa Claus", but instead the most unbelievable thing about this movie are her parents and their jobs of looking at black holes or whatever they're supposed to be doing.

Damon LeCornu

Santalingus? Well I never! Good day gentleman!

Erin Hardy

Did anyone else initially think the guy playing the female protagonist's dad was John Ratzenberger? FWIW, I've been to a Stephen Hawking lecture, and I got 0.0 dicks out of the deal.

Anonymous

Could not directly watch the TV as this was playing but was so undeniably excited to listen to you guys shred it apart. Love knowing beforehand what points you’ll bring up and what moments you’ll shit on. I laugh before I even listen to the podcast. Love everything you guys do! THANK YOU!

Ray

Next year they should do the lifetime original Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever.

Amanda Svaluto

I was cry-laughing 10 min. into this. Bravo. 👏