Beanus Script: Punch-Drunk (Crank Parody) (Patreon)

Hi gang! Swaim wrote a script for a high-budget sketch that looked like it was going to get produced, but then things fell apart as they often do in H'Wood, so instead we're posting the script here for you to view in the THEATER OF YOUR IMAGINATION! Tickets still required. Moviepass accepted, but with severe blackout date restrictions.