Golborne Sim CH:1 D:11 A way out (Patreon)

For fuck sake, we've been over this. HE DOESN'T HAVE WINGS. Seriously, how the fuck is he gonna fly??

"I mean, I could if I had my totem on me. Can't do it without it since I'm butt-ass naked."

Wait you can??

"Yeah."

I don't believe you.

"Well I can't believe the owner is just standing there while we talk."

OH SHIT he got the BAN Hammer.

Thank god Alastor was there to grab me and run, but we're kinda trapped in here till we grab our stuff. When I got to the locker I put my stuff in, I locked the combination so no one would take them. I was planning on picking it later. I've done it before, but I'm really in a hurry here.

Before I could get started I could feel the owner. YES, FEEL him approaching me. Menacingly....

And this is how I die. Head caved in by a bath house owner while I run around naked. I honestly didn't think this would be the way I go.

"Hold up kid, we still have one last option here."

"Listen, the kid just wanted a soak after a long hard day of work."

"THAT'S THE REASON I DON'T LET HIM IN HERE!"

Hey I washed before getting in...this time. And I'm not gonna spend 200 gold pieces But he wasn't in the mood to listen.

"He didn't even pay to get in. That's trespassing and I have the right to fend off urchins like him! And I'll be getting the guards involved once I mop up your brains once I-" 

Thankfully Alastor got involved before the owner went on a tangent. "Funny that you would mention the guards. If I remember correctly, price gouging is also a crime isn't it?" 

"........."

"That's what I thought. Now what do you say we work out some frustration and payment in a more fun way?"

What are you doing?

"Oh comm'on we all know this is what everyone wanted in the first place. Now the question is? How you gonna propose this deal?"

What do I offer?

 https://www.patreon.com/posts/29121385 

Vote ends 8/18/19