[Patreon Exclusive] Cliche after Cliche after Cliche [Humor][MILF] and a bunch of [Surprises][Cameos] (Patreon)

In which the universe... or more importantly, yours truly, puts you in a world where porn cliches actually happens in real life. Thank you to the patrons on Discord who shared as many porn cliches with me as possible! Now can you spot how many cliches and easter eggs I introduced into this audio? 

If anyone guesses correctly in the comments, I'll post more eye candy soon ;)