Moo (Patreon)

One of Theodosia's finest assassins. Man's got a penchant for stabbing people in the back and loves it. Loud, vulgar, and (rightfully) cocky. And when he's not on the job, he putting the moves on the ladies. And the men. In fact, if you have a hole, you're a target.

Little shit energy to the max. This is Bastion minus inhibition. 3-4 feet tall, and equipped to fuck anything he can get his hands on.

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MY LOVE OF COWS HAS REACHED NEW HEIGHTS.