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Sorry this is a little late, we had a mad dash to get The Devil Rides Out... out.

...In Space scientists have discovered a new life form...they are about to wish they hadn't... We review cheap Alien rip off Star Crystal (1986)

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Summary: Set in 2032, as missions from Earth are being sent to explore Mars. After two groups of astronauts are mysteriously killed following the discovery of strange artefacts on the martian surface, the crew of the SC-37 go in to try and find out what happened. They soon learn what became of their predecessors when a bloodthirsty space monster begins lunching on members of the crew. Will any of them make it back to Earth alive?

Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes  

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer  

DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E20

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Bad Movie Review: Star Crystal

...In Space scientists have discovered a new life form...they are about to wish they hadn't... We review cheap Alien rip off Star Crystal (1986) Please consider supporting Dark Corners on Patreon for bonus videos, uncensored reviews, and ad-free early access: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Buy Star Crystal on Amazon: Buy Robin's new book "The Immortal Dracula" (UK) https://amzn.to/2HsWZI5 (USA) https://amzn.to/2FQvbwE Buy Robin's other books (UK) https://amzn.to/2F7Blbf (USA) https://amzn.to/3kmGMD3 Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: Set in 2032, as missions from Earth are being sent to explore Mars. After two groups of astronauts are mysteriously killed following the discovery of strange artefacts on the martian surface, the crew of the SC-37 go in to try and find out what happened. They soon learn what became of their predecessors when a bloodthirsty space monster begins lunching on members of the crew. Will any of them make it back to Earth alive? A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. SHADOWS: Gappasaurus, Pvt_Unicorn_Parts, Scott Nesmith, Lisa Kuta, John L., Normand Richardson, Richard Sadler, John Hepp, Thom MacIntyre, Chantelle Corey, Dave Church, Logistical Nightmare, Joe Niedbala, Joseph Hines, Ford, Stephen Crane, Christopher Eckart, Anthony Strocks, John S. Savage, You Don't Get to Know, Hidden Trail Video,Jasmine Shafer, Allan Liska, Goddessoftransitory, Rachemus, Heroes Horrors and Cats, Zachary Nolan, Chris Weakley, Heather and Michael Bailes,Colleen Crouch, Christie Bryden, Dan D Doty, Joseph Dougherty, Chris Hewson, David H. Adler, Thorbjorn Helstrom ACOLYTES: Nancy A. Collins, lee taylor, Gary Mercer, Jraptor, Ann Knight, Janna Nicole, Clarence Pitre, Nils Muninsheim, Fritz Rutz, Joe Porter, Tony Breneman, Thomas Brown, Chris Fischer, D R Wellington, Ken Smiley, Richard D'Ambrosia, Matt P, Andy M, Milton Knight, Michael Schmidt, Alex B, Michael Dean Jackson, Gemma Crowley, Andrew Weber, NuclearSaber, Picatea, Jim Rockford, Mystic Cyclone, C, Prince Charming, Kyle Olson, Ch'aska Huayhuaca, Simon Ash, Johnathan Henning, James Robertson, Western Canadian Guy, David Pellot, Brian Kidd, Albertus Magnus, rachael kafrissen, Janne Wass, Robert Freeborn, David Conner, Peter Grantham, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Henry Brennan, Dave Smith, Mark Buckley, Uwe Marquardt, Russ Chandler, Melissa Hayes, Lavaughn Towell, Tim Smith, Dark_Roast, Raven House Mystery, INITIATES: Chad, Madame Eve, Daniel Robinson, james Steadman, Andre, Jeffrey Disharoon, G.Kumar Achar, Ashleigh Rose, Claire Chandler, Chris A, Lorna Smart, Seth Coleman, Joshua Allen, Jeff Pleimling, Barry P., Terry LeCroix, VC, Jim Smith, greg Galanos, Clifford Parson, Karl Bunker, Brian Ullmark, Stephen LaPlante, Greg Hartwick, María Gd, Derek Summers, bob de builder, Felix Weißig, Jakub Łabeński, Double – U, Michael Schwern, GadgetBlues, Hank D, Carl Dietz Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E20 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

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Anonymous

My god. That's just horrifying.

Anonymous

That was...... uh.......That was.....uhm... really ......uh.......... yeah, sure.

Anonymous

Great review. I have a soft spot for this film. It’s just so bad. The song was sung by the original Daphne from ‘Scooby Doo’. It also has the most misleading poster since ‘Giant Spider Invasion’.

Anonymous

You did it! Now I officially love you, guys. And it's because of your review that I realize for the first time, that the 'Most Important Device In The Universe' has been used in this mess, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJRqZEG4rs

Jasmine Zantara

This is one of the worst sci-fi movies I have ever seen. Your movie clip insertions were some of the best you have ever done, especially at 02:11. Can't wait for the Detractor's Commentary on this one!

Anonymous

Bedhead Robin might look like he’s not as ready to review as Evil Robin, but looks can be deceiving.

Stephen Crane

Its worst crime...no female nudity. These things are only survivable if there's naked women.