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Early Release: Bad Movie Review: The Jar (Patreon)

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2021-03-07 20:23:04
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2021-07

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The Jar . . . it blows the lid off of terror! We review the really bad, wannabe art film "The Jar" 1984.  

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Summary: A motorist named Paul gets in an auto accident with an old man. After bringing the old man to his apartment to heal him, Paul finds that the man has disappeared, leaving behind a bottle in a paper bag. Within the bottle is a demon who possesses Paul and induces hallucinations. Paul murders his neighbor and passes on his demonic possession to his boss.

Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes  

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer  

DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E19

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Bad Movie Review: The Jar

The Jar . . . it blows the lid off of terror! We review the really bad, wannabe art film "The Jar" 1984. Please consider supporting Dark Corners on Patreon for bonus videos, uncensored reviews, and ad-free early access: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Buy Robin's new book "The Immortal Dracula" (UK) https://amzn.to/2HsWZI5 (USA) https://amzn.to/2FQvbwE Buy Robin's other books (UK) https://amzn.to/2F7Blbf (USA) https://amzn.to/3kmGMD3 Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: A motorist named Paul gets in an auto accident with an old man. After bringing the old man to his apartment to heal him, Paul finds that the man has disappeared, leaving behind a bottle in a paper bag. Within the bottle is a demon who possesses Paul and induces hallucinations. Paul murders his neighbor and passes on his demonic possession to his boss. A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. THE SHADOWS: Brent Beebe, Pvt_Unicorn_Parts, Scott Nesmith, Lisa Kuta, John L., Normand Richardson, Richard Sadler, Thom MacIntyre, Chantelle Corey, Logistical Nightmare, Joe Niedbala, Trahan, Joseph Hines, Stephen Crane, Christopher Eckart, Anthony Strocks, John S. Savage, Dave Church, You Don't Get to Know, Ford, Jasmine Shafer, Allan Liska, goddessoftransitory, rachemus, Zachary Nolan, Chris Weakley, Heather and Michael Bailes, Colleen Crouch, Christie Bryden, Dan D Doty, Joseph Dougherty, Chris Hewson, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video, John Hepp, Western Canadian Guy THE ACOLYTES: Fritz Rutz, Joe Porter, Tony Breneman, Thomas Brown, Chris Fischer, D R Wellington, Ken Smiley, Richard D'Ambrosia, Matt P, Andy M, Milton Knight, Michael Schmidt, C, Michael Dean Jackson, Gemma Crowley, Andrew Weber, NuclearSaber, Picatea, Jim Rockford, Chris A, Mystic Cyclone, Prince Charming, Kyle Olson, Ch'aska Huayhuaca, Adam Everett, Johnathan Henning, James Robertson, Nils Muninsheim, David Pellot, Brian Kidd, Albertus Magnus, rachael kafrissen, Janne Wass, Robert Freeborn, David Conner, Peter Grantham, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Henry Brennan, Alex B, Mark Buckley, Uwe Marquardt, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Lavaughn Towell, Dave Smith, Tim Smith, Dark_Roast, Raven House Mystery, Terr Cain, Melissa Hayes, Clarence Pitre, Stephen Darnell, Ann Knight, Janna Nicolem, lee taylor THE INITIATES: Roop 298, Daniel Robinson, james Steadman, Andre, Jeffrey Disharoon, G.Kumar Achar, Ashleigh Rose, Claire Chandler, Lorna Smart, Seth Coleman, Joshua Allen, Jeffrey A Pleimling, Barry P., Terry LeCroix, VC, Jim Smith, greg Galanos, Clifford Parson, Martin Vlachynsky, Karl Bunker, Brian Ullmark, Alexandra Virgiel, Stephen LaPlante, Greg Hartwick, María Gd, Derek Summers, bob de builder, Michael Schwern, GadgetBlues, Jakub Łabeński, Double – U, Felix Weißig, Madam Eve, Magnus Ingi Sveinsson Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E19 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

Comments

Anonymous

I’ve never heard Buñuel’s name said out loud before (I think) so, as usual for me, the first time is how I say it forever after. Just like how I pronounce Salome as Sal-oh-may because of Salome’s Last Dance, which is definitely weird but not for weirdness’ sake. Highly recommended but its not for kids. What is weird for only weirdness sake is The Oregonian (2011), which couldn’t be more openly trying to be a Lynch piece if it tried. I don’t recommend it.

Anonymous

If you want to clean the taste of that out of your brain, find a copy of the 1964 "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" episode, "The Jar" from a story by Ray Bradbury, Directed by Norman Lloyd...and probably the creepiest damn thing ever broadcast on American television.

Anonymous

You made the film so much better by intercutting John Cleese.

Anonymous

I also loved the John Cleese "Monty Python" insert.

Anonymous
>>55124045

Is that the one where the kid brings a head in a jar to "show & tell"?

Anonymous

Even my dreams, disjointed & surreal as they are, make more sense than this film appears to!

Stephen Crane

I will get absolutely pilloried for this but I've always considered 2001: A Space Odyssey to be unwatchable nonsense. I have seen it in three instalments. The ending with Kier Dullea becoming Ziggy Stardust after his Google Nest kills his fellow astronauts, the disappearing crew bit with the cut price John Steed, and the chimpanzees re-enacting Quest for Fire. It's not an Anti-Stanley Kubrick thing as Paths of Glory is a favorite of mine. It's just that I feel the movie of someone given free reign without being told to have, as you said, a plot to hang the weirdness on. I enjoy weird movies, with a plot, so the movie you reviewed will likely remained unwatched by me.

Anonymous

So basically this was the concepts of "I saw Altered States at an impressionable age," a guy insisting on putting his relationship-fulfillment fantasy of an attractive and articulate woman liking a whiny droning nitwit on film, and the worst parody of film- school excess all being put into a blender.

Jasmine Zantara

This movie was a horrendous chore to sit through in its entirety. One of the worst horror films I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot of bad stuff. am surprised you didn't bring up the botched, nonsensical ending and hoping you mention it in the Detractor's Commentary.

Anonymous

If you like violent cephalopods and implausible romances in a film that is weird for weirds sake then check out 'The Calamari Wrestler' Interestingly Frank Silva who played Bob in 'Twin Peaks' was actually a set dresser and got caught in shot crouching by a lamp by accident. Instead of reshooting Lynch asked him if he had a SAG card, and on finding out he did wrote in the Bob character.