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Early Uncut Release Review: The Vampire Happening (Patreon)

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2020-12-27 20:15:03
Imported:
2021-02

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A satyrical horror-comedy of a beautiful woman with exotic "tastes"! We review bad German vampire sex comedy The Vampire Happening.  

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Summary: An American actress inherits a castle in Transylvania. What she doesn't know is that her ancestor, the Baroness Catali, was in actuality a vampire countess, and emerges from her tomb to ravage the nearby village and Catholic seminary.

Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes  

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer  

DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E07 

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Bad Movie Review: The Vampire Happening

A satyrical horror-comedy of a beautiful woman with exotic "tastes"! We review bad German vampire sex comedy The Vampire Happening. Please consider supporting Dark Corners on Patreon for bonus videos, uncensored reviews, and ad-free early access: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Buy Robin's new book "The Immortal Dracula" (UK) https://amzn.to/2HsWZI5 (USA) https://amzn.to/2FQvbwE Buy Robin's other books (UK) https://amzn.to/2F7Blbf (USA) https://amzn.to/3kmGMD3 The Vampire Happening on Amazon: (UK) https://amzn.to/2WQAcdI (USA) https://amzn.to/3pvXwcH Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: An American actress inherits a castle in Transylvania. What she doesn't know is that her ancestor, the Baroness Catali, was in actuality a vampire countess, and emerges from her tomb to ravage the nearby village and Catholic seminary. A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. THE SHADOWS: Brent Beebe, Pvt_Unicorn_Parts, Scott Nesmith, Lisa Kuta, John L., Normand Richardson, Richard Sadler, Thom MacIntyre, Chantelle Corey, Logistical Nightmare, Joe Niedbala, Trahan, Joseph Hines, Stephen Crane, Christopher Eckart, Anthony Strocks, John S. Savage, Dave Church, You Don't Get to Know, Ford, Jasmine Shafer, Allan Liska, goddessoftransitory, rachemus, Zachary Nolan, Chris Weakley, Heather and Michael Bailes, Colleen Crouch, Christie Bryden, Dan D Doty, Joseph Dougherty, Chris Hewson, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video, John Hepp THE ACOLYTES: Fritz Rutz, Joe Porter, Tony Breneman, Thomas Brown, Chris Fischer, D R Wellington, Ken Smiley, Richard D'Ambrosia, Matt P, Andy M, Milton Knight, Michael Schmidt, C, Michael Dean Jackson, Gemma Crowley, Andrew Weber, NuclearSaber, Picatea, Jim Rockford, Chris A, Mystic Cyclone, Prince Charming, Kyle Olson, Ch'aska Huayhuaca, Adam Everett, Johnathan Henning, James Robertson, Nils Muninsheim, David Pellot, Brian Kidd, Albertus Magnus, rachael kafrissen, Janne Wass, Robert Freeborn, David Conner, Peter Grantham, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Henry Brennan, Alex B, Mark Buckley, Uwe Marquardt, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Lavaughn Towell, Dave Smith, Tim Smith, Dark_Roast, Raven House Mystery, Terr Cain THE INITIATES: Roop 298, Daniel Robinson, james Steadman, Andre, Jeffrey Disharoon, G.Kumar Achar, Ashleigh Rose, Claire Chandler, Lorna Smart, Seth Coleman, Joshua Allen, Jeffrey A Pleimling, Barry P., Terry LeCroix, VC, Jim Smith, greg Galanos, Clifford Parson, Martin Vlachynsky, Karl Bunker, Brian Ullmark, Alexandra Virgiel, Stephen LaPlante, Greg Hartwick, María Gd, Melissa Hayes, Derek Summers, bob de builder, Michael Schwern, GadgetBlues, Jakub Łabeński, Double – U, Felix Weißig, Madam Eve Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E07 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

Comments

Stephen Crane

The person who suggested this is a person of disturbingly sick taste in movies.

Anonymous
>>50280405

Mein Herr, this is a german film. And I, hailing from this nation myself, take pride in the fact, that 'german' is a worldwide renowned synonym for 'disturbingly sick taste'.

Anonymous

It's an additional shame they slaughtered the character of Dracula while being played by Ferdy Mayne, who I loved as Count Krolok in 'The Fearless Vampire Killers'. At least he could redeem himself halfways as Dracula in the tv series 'Frankenstein's Aunt' which I cherisch as a warm childhood memory.

Anonymous
>>50287370

And IMDB proves to be my friend one more time... And it had Viveca Lindfors! Classy.

Anonymous

Unlikely Dracula? Well, Leslie Nielsen has to be in among the front runners. Jamie Gillis did a porn version (don't ask) that was total rubbish, even in the soft-core cut. I sort of remember Charlie Callas doing a rubber face comedy version. Then again he got to play with Julie Newmar so, one in his favour. Anything more and I've got to break out IMDB, so I'll go with Charlie Callas as my final answer.

Anonymous

Unlikely Dracula? If we're talking about Name actors, it has to be David Niven (Old Dracula). If we're talking about WTF is that?! portrayals, it must be Zandor Vorkov (Dracula vs Frankenstein), although, to be fair, the make up and voice effects didn't help.

Anonymous

Can't wait to see Graham's "booby masking" effects for this one.

Anonymous

Perhaps the area was zoned for non-commercial institutions like the monastery and girls' school and the castle was somehow grandfathered in? I'm not knowledgeable about Transylvanian zoning myself.

Anonymous
>>50303111

It was quite common across Europe for large monasteries and convents to become schools after the reformation, and then some of the buildings to become monasteries again in the counter reformation leading to this sort of thing, you see it even today with Gordonstone where Prince Charles went to school. Originally a large wealthy monastery dissolved by James 1st converted into a school and then a small order of monks let back in by Victoria.

Anonymous

Regarding unlikely Draculas I'd name Dominic Purcell in *shudder* 'Blade Trinity'

Anonymous

Unexpected Dracula Gerard Butler in 'Dracula 2000' although not an unexpected actor the unexpected thing is that Dracula is revealed to be Judas Iscariot. Which sounds bonkers, but then you think it about it and it makes perfect sense. Can't touch silver, doesn't like crosses, suicides being condemned to eternal limbo and he didn't eat but didn't did drink at the last supper.

Anonymous

It's hard to judge comedies in translation because I'm never sure if the bored, underpaid voice dubbers "got" what they were supposed to be stressing for the laughs. Also, men sure think women like to run around with their tops off for no reason, even though I haven't met a single woman who does this.

Anonymous
>>50333377

I was also greatly disappointed to learn that "sleepover pillow fights" are apparently not a thing amongst the ladies.

Anonymous

I can assure you, this film is not a iota funnier in its original language than in the dubbing. It is a supreme example for the inept and dull humour that is affiliated with german comedy. Sometimes unexpectedly unjustified, more often with absolute good cause. Especialy when it comes to those clumsy sex flicks from the seventies.

Anonymous
>>50337458

It’s not like the ‘Confessions…’ or ‘Adventures…’ films were actually funny. Although the latter series had amazingly good posters