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Early Uncut Review: Golden Temple Amazons (Patreon)

Published:
2020-09-12 15:51:53
Imported:
2021-07

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If you find the mysterious fortress, will you live to tell the tale? We review bad Jesús Franco adventure movie.  Golden Temple Amazons (1987)  - This one requires a lot of censoring.   

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Summary: A missionary and his wife are killed by natives when they accidentally discover their golden temple, but his daughter is spared and is raised by the tribe. Fifteen years later, she seeks vengeance for her parents' murders and joins an expedition searching for the same golden temple.  

Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes  

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer  

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Comments

Anonymous

Should I apologize or brag for having suggested this? 😆 I know you pine for more videos like the Dracula and Harryhausen specials but I think this will bring in the views. I have a somewhat vague Bottom 5 list of the worst movies I’ve ever seen and this always makes it. Though its probably one of the most watchable of them.

darkcorners
>>43923760

I don't mind the review, but this was a nightmare to cover up the nudity. I don't think we have done a review with quite so much.

Anonymous

It's been said, "It takes as much energy to make a bad movie as it does to make a good one." I'm not so sure. Perhaps badness requires more effort because you have to overcome the inertia of indifference. There's a sense of esprit de corps when you watch a good movie...or a half-way good one. But a bad one...you just wonder why they didn't give up and go home and save a lot of bother for everybody.

Anonymous

Me: Man, there's a lot of boobs in this!...ah, Jess Franco. All is explained.

Anonymous

Yeah, I was also wondering how a YouTube-friendly video was going to be made easily :)

Anonymous
>>43925316

I don't know about that. Some folks just get excited about making a movie at all (i.e. Ed Wood) A good example would be The Fantastic Four movie that was never intended for release. It was terrible, but the actors were reported to have been very excited and completely on-board. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109770/

darkcorners
>>43933926

It is easy but time consuming. Probably spent longer covering things up than was spent writing and editing. And even then Youtube will still run limited ads on it. I'm really grateful that Patreon allows us present these films as the director intended.

Stephen Crane

Jess Franco seems lost without Lina Romay in this.

Anonymous

I'd suggest Eugenie and Her Descent Into Perversion, except that it's way too boring....

Anonymous

You can get the DVD for $99.33 on Amazon. Seriously.

Anonymous

There appear to be many tribes of light skinned women (with no men), living in jungles (where the other tribes are dark skinned mixed men and women) and running around in nothing more than fur bikini's. Yet none of them have scratches, cuts, bruises, scars etc from the hardy life style. They must have amazing medical services. We have much to learn from these simple folk.

Anonymous

Prometheus. Ridley Scott, all star cast and made about as much sense as this film but with no excuse whatsoever.

Anonymous

I want to applaud you for your courage! I could never finish this film, it was unbearable. I don't know how it is possible to make a film, with so many naked women, so boring.