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When Transylvania drags, Nocturna is ready to bite the Big Apple! We review bad vampire disco movie Nocturna Granddaughter of Dracula (1979)  

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Summary: Geriatric Dracula owes taxes, so he turns his castle into Hotel Transylvania. His granddaughter Nocturna, books a disco band, learns that she loves dancing and can turn mortal whenever she dances and moves to NY to get a life and find love. 

 Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes   

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer   

DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S10E37 

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Bad Movie Review: Nocturna - Granddaughter of Dracula

When Transylvania drags, Nocturna is ready to bite the Big Apple! We review bad vampire disco movie Nocturna Granddaughter of Dracula (1979) Please consider supporting Dark Corners on Patreon for bonus videos, uncensored reviews and ad free early access: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Buy Robin's Books (UK) https://amzn.to/2F7Blbf (USA) https://amzn.to/3kmGMD3 Buy on Amazon (UK): https://bit.ly/3klhbKZ (USA): https://amzn.to/3fFosl8 Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: Geriatric Dracula owes taxes, so he turns his castle into Hotel Transylvania. His granddaughter Nocturna, books a disco band, learns that she loves dancing and can turn mortal whenever she dances and moves to NY to get a life and find love. A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. Shadows - Brent Beebe, Chris Hewson, Chris Weakley, Christie Bryden, Colleen Crouch, Conner Brennan, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video, Joseph Dougherty, Heather & Micheal Bailes, Steve Scibelli, Brad Webb, Henry Brennan, Godessoftransitory, Allan Liska, Jasmine Shafer, Ford, David Church, You Don't Get To Know, Anthony Strocks, Stephen Crane, Dan D Doty, Devon Trahan, Christopher Eckart, Joseph Hines, John S Savage, Joseph C Niedbala, Logistical Nightmare, Lorna Smart, Chantelle Corey, Tom Macintyre, Hank D Acolytes – Dark Roast, Dave Smith, Lavaughn Towell, Mark Buckley, R Lagdao, Raven House Mystery, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Simon Esslemont, Uwe Marquardt, Alex B, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Amber Wesley, Peter Grantham, David Conner, Robert Freeborn, Janne Wass, Brian Kidd, Albertus Magnus, Rachael Kafrissen, David Pellot, James Robertson, Nils Muninsheim, Adam Everett, Johnathan Henning, Lee Taylor, Peter Wilson, Ch'aska Huayhuaca, Daniel Blevins, Tim Smith, Popeye Otaku, Kyle Olson, Prince Charming, Mystic Cyclone, Francis J. Caponi, Chris A, Steve Bourget, NuclearSaber, Picatea, Gemma Crowley, Andrew Weber, Lee Taylor, C, Michael Dean Jackson Initiates – Alexandra Virgiel, Bob de Builder, Brian Ullmark, Clifford Parson, Derek, Double-U, Felix Weibig, GadgetBlues, Greg Galanos, Greg Hartwick, Jakub Kabenski, James Smith, Karl Bunker, Martin Vlachynsky, Maria Gd, Melissa Hayes, Stephen LaPlante, Roop 298, VC, Jonathan Olds, Terry Le Croix, Barry P, Jeffrey A Pleimling, Joshua Allen, Adam E Jordan, Seth Coleman, Claire Chandler, Ashleigh Rose, G.Kumar Archar Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S10E37 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

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Anonymous

A full transcript of Robert Loggia’s terrifying speech on road safety from Lost Highway will do nicely (my intention is to baffle even those who know me well). Its not quite the same without the pistol shoved in the recipient’s face but thats what animatronics are for.

Stephen Crane

Nocturna was not, as I thought, inspired by Love at First Bite. It actually came out a month before it. So that means there are two spoofs of Dracula that came out in the same year.

Anonymous

Since Ms. Bonet both wrote the story and was a producer as well as acting in the film, it's a pretty safe bet she's most to blame for it. Saw it years ago on video and had completely forgotten Brother Theodore was in it, which is kind of astounding.

Anonymous

Man, John Carradine never got a break, did he? As for the quote, maybe " This is where the fish lives" from The Touch of Satan? I'll probably change my mind in ten seconds, but it's suitably "head cock?" for the purpose.

Anonymous

OK, now I really do have to watch Vampire Hookers....

Anonymous

"VAGUELY offensive stereotypes"????

Anonymous

Brother Theodore scared the Hell out of me as a child with his Gollum in the Rankin/Bass The Hobbit. He was so unhinged.

Sikander

I kind of loved this movie. The leads are just arses with "actors" attached, but the B couple is great, and I enjoyed the terrible effects.

David H. Adler

I always forget that Brother Theodore was an "actor" or "comedian", because, as an NYC native he just seemed to me to be a fixture. One of those New York characters who just... were.

Anonymous

It's when you say that 'Vampire Hookers' has better...' anything, you know that this movie really is at the bottom of the barrel. I wonder if you could use it as a litmus test for comparing movies?