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Uncut Review: Vampire Hookers (Patreon)

Published:
2020-03-07 21:00:00
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2021-07

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They Bite, They Squeeze, They're Ready to Please. We review John Carradine in bad horror sex comedy Vampire Hookers.  

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Summary: Carradine is an aged vampire who has a bevy of vampiric beauties who lure many of their customers back to his lair. A pair of virile young Navy sailors get mixed up in their shenanigans.  

Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes  

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer  

DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S10E17

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Vampire Hookers: Review

They Bite, They Squeeze, They're Ready to Please. We review John Carradine in bad horror sex comedy Vampire Hookers. You can now support Dark Corners on Patreon and see our uncensored reviews: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Buy on Amazon UK: https://amzn.to/31jEbk4 USA: https://amzn.to/2OkgZ00 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/19qoZ5p Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: Carradine is an aged vampire who has a bevy of vampiric beauties who lure many of their customers back to his lair. A pair of virile young Navy sailors get mixed up in their shenanigans. A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. Shadows - Brent Beebe, Chris Hewson, Chris Weakly, Christie Bryden, Colleen Crouch, Conner Brennan, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video, Joseph Dougherty, Micheal Bailes, Steve Scibelli, Brad Webb, Henry Brennan, Godessoftransitory, Allan Liska, Jasmine Shafer Acolytes – Dark Roast, Dave Smith, Lavaughn Towell, Mark Buckley, R Lagdao, Raven House Mystery, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Simon Esslemont, Uwe Marquardt, Alex B, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Amber Wesley, Peter Grantham Initiates – Alexandra Virgiel, Bob de Builder, Brian Ullmark, Clifford Parson, Derek , Double-U, Felix Weibig, GadgetBlues, Greg Galanos, Greg Hartwick, Jakub Kabenski, James Smith, Karl Bunker, Martin Vlachynsky, Maria Gd, Melissa Hayes, Popeye Otaku, Stephen LaPlante, Tim Smith , Roop 298, VC, Jonathan Olds, Terry Le Croix, Barry P, Jeffrey A Pleimling Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S10E17 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

Comments

Sikander

I once read a brief summary of The Hunger that made it sound like this movie.

Anonymous

First of all, that Tom Stoppard reference was just 👌 Second, weird that this has Vic Diaz as my first experience of him was this week with Night of The Cobra Woman (very much recommended for a review, especially for its slanted parallels to Sssssss) Third, Carradine is one of my favorite horror actors, which is what makes it weird that my favorite role of his is a comedic one in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

Anonymous

I found this incredibly funny - since I happen to live in the Philippines (where I've retired). However, there is a marked absence of beautiful vampire women in my neighborhood. Maybe I'm not looking in the right places...

Anonymous

John Carradine's voice is so fantastic that him reciting poetry elevates this film to a level it does not deserve.

Anonymous

As for my favorite performance, besides his roles in legit films like Grapes of Wrath and such, I love him in The Unearthly, where he's a scientist experimenting with glands to produce eternal life. He seems to have really thought through his setup--remote "sanatorium" where he can lure unstable, unhappy people who become experiments, a doctor in town to make sure said lure-ees have no family ties, beautiful, devoted assistant...it's honestly refreshing to see a mad scientist who minds his p's and q's with the details.

Anonymous

Listening to John's voice, immediately brings back an episode of 'The Fall Guy', I forgot which one, where he appears with his sons; Robert Keith and David. I think Elvira was in it as well, but my memory is foggy and looking it up on Google is cheating. Favourite role? Possibly Grapes of Wrath, where he was an almost deranged preacher. Or maybe the small roll he had in The Howling as the aged, crippled werewolf bemoaning his fate and wanting one last hunt.