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 Curvaceous Crusaders Battle to Rebuild a Shattered Land.  We review the first of Donald G. Jackson's bad post apocalyptic rollerblade moves... Roller Blade (1982)

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 Summary: In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.  

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Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer 

 DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S10E16

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Bad Movie Review: Roller Blade

Curvaceous Crusaders Battle to Rebuild a Shattered Land. We review the first of Donald G. Jackson's bad post apocalyptic rollerblade moves... Roller Blade (1982) You can now support Dark Corners on Patreon and see our uncensored reviews: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Buy on Amazon UK: https://amzn.to/37RLAK3 USA: https://amzn.to/2ueghdI Subscribe: http://bit.ly/19qoZ5p Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters. A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. Shadows - Brent Beebe, Chris Hewson, Chris Weakly, Christie Bryden, Colleen Crouch, Conner Brennan, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video, Joseph Dougherty, Micheal Bailes, Steve Scibelli, Brad Webb, Henry Brennan, Godessoftransitory, Allan Liska, Jasmine Shafer Acolytes – Dark Roast, Dave Smith, Lavaughn Towell, Mark Buckley, R Lagdao, Raven House Mystery, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Simon Esslemont, Uwe Marquardt, Alex B, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Amber Wesley, Peter Grantham Initiates – Alexandra Virgiel, Bob de Builder, Brian Ullmark, Clifford Parson, Derek , Double-U, Felix Weibig, GadgetBlues, Greg Galanos, Greg Hartwick, Jakub Kabenski, James Smith, Karl Bunker, Martin Vlachynsky, Maria Gd, Melissa Hayes, Popeye Otaku, Stephen LaPlante, Tim Smith , Roop 298, VC, Jonathan Olds, Terry Le Croix, Barry P, Jeffrey A Pleimling Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S10E16 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

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Anonymous

This was before Donald G Jackson decided he hated scripts and script supervisors, a lot of his later movies were done using what both he and his long time collaborator Scott Shaw called "Zen Filmmaking", which isn't gorilla filmmaking I swear. With that in mind this is probably what I would consider one of his better movies and at least it isn't The Roller Blade Seven (1991) or Rollergator

Anonymous

4:52 Literally the plot of Firecracker

Anonymous

*reads summary*

Anonymous

...okey dokey. *watches review*

Anonymous

....okey dokey.'

David H. Adler

Yeah, the best way to experience most of the Frogtown films is to watch Allison Pregler's reviews of the series over on Movie Nights. Particularly the one where they asked her not to use any footage from one of them, so she replaced it all with stick figure drawings and mouth sounds. In a similar vein, watching Rollergator without the aid of Rifftrax is probably ill-advised. But it's fascinating to watch this and realize Jackson seems to have cannibalized Roller Blade for elements of his other films. It really plays like a mashup of Rollergator and the Frogtown films. Which is to say, quite badly.

Anonymous

No comment upon the heretic skateboarders? Religious strife! Summon the Spanish Inquisition! Because nobody expects....