I'm Not Working On: Alien Contamination (Patreon)

This one seemed like a slam-dunk; an Alien rip-off/unofficial sequel from the director of Starcrash. How could that not make a fun review?
I gave up after 40 minutes of people talking and a rat exploding (a couple of people exploded too). Just dull. The only time I found it funny was when the biohazard team discovered  some suspicious looking green eggs and one says 'Don't touch them it could be dangerous' and the other says 'Eh don't worry', apparently forgetting the exploded corpses of the crew they had just found.