I'm Working On: Shocking Dark (Patreon)

Discovered this one while looking for films with Dark in the title to do as bonus reviews for you guys when your Patreoniversary comes up. We couldn't get hold of a copy in time for that but it's so good that we decided to do it as a normal review.
The poster may look familiar and this was marketed as Terminator 2 outside of the US, something which it really doesn't have any right to do. I have quite a good feeling about this review, purely because I came up with one joke that I really liked. This is the same director as Robowar - another brazen rip-off - but other than that, I really don't know Bruno Mattei. Any recommendations?