Office call (Patreon)

"Um, hi, this is like the Big Wheels LLC office, and I'm, you know, here. Tell me who you are, like, now!"

"Francesca! Why the hell are you answering the phone like a bitch again?"

"Oh, darn. Michael, is that... you? Uh, sorry, boss. I didn't mean to say it like that. It just slipped, you know."

"How are things at the office?"

"Seriously?! Like, how should I know office stuff? You turned me into your blonde secretary, and now I'm, like, totally over whatever's happening here"

"Hey, I know you're more interested in knowing what's in my pants, but I'm serious. You're my secretary and that's your responsibility."

"Ugh, seriously? Screw you, like, big time!"

“What is it that doesn’t suit you? I could have made everything much worse for you. But look at yourself - you still work in your company and everything is not so bad, it’s time for you to accept a new life.”

"Michael, or whatever, boss, do you even grasp my life now, or is this another one of your dumb pranks? Yeah, I don't mind, you know, doing that thing you like... can't even say it. But it's all thanks to your dumb spell! And I'm into all these girly outfits and stuff now, but that doesn't mean I'm all in for it! Seriously! It's all your spell's fault! Not only do I look like a dumb blonde, but now I talk like one too! It's just so irritating!"

"Hey, baby, calm down. Franny. Well, you want us to be alone today and for you to do your favorite thing under my table?

"Ugh... darn... sure... sure, sure, of course I wanna! I even started drooling just thinking about it..."

“But if I spend more time on things at the office, then I won’t have time left for you, do you understand?”

"Ugh, I'm not as dumb as you, like, think! Seriously... first you got me into doing that thing, and now you're, like, blackmailing me! You're such a freak!"

“Easy, easy, otherwise I’ll change my mind about coming to the office today.”

"Oh my gosh! Like, no way! Don't even, like, consider not showing up today! I just can't deal if I don't, you know, use my mouth today! I'll have to, like ", go to you, like that one time, and then, like, go back home! You totally know my place is, like, on the other side of the city from yours! Ugh!"

"Good girl"