Stupid toast (Patreon)

When Robert at his sister's wedding made a loud stupid toast that in fact the main person at the wedding now is HE, he did not even notice in one second it became really true.

In anticipation that his sarcastic and, in his opinion, funny joke will cause a flurry of emotions, Robert opened his mouth in a stupid smile, but no one reacted as he expected. Instead, he only heard how the guests began to knock cutlery on plates and glasses, inviting the bride and groom to kiss.