Once at the bar (Patreon)

Charlie has not yet fully realized that from that moment on his life has changed forever, considering how girls in bathing suits walk in this small dressing room without paying any attention to him. However, for him, all this was somehow absurd.

Although he clearly felt this new weight on his chest as clearly as the pressure of the bodice straps on his shoulders, he still could not understand that this was not a game of imagination and that he was no longer in the bar he was in a few seconds ago. His brain refused to believe in the reality of what he saw and felt, and taking one awkward step to the side, he almost fell over the high heels he was wearing, barely letting out a moan in a woman's voice that emanated from his mouth.

"Damn it, Miranda, what's wrong with you?"

A male voice spoke right in front of him. It is strange that he had not seen this man before, who had been here all the time. Apparently, his attention was distracted by the atmosphere of this room, the girls and the new sensations of his body.

- What the hell is this ... ahem ... damn, what nonsense ?!

- Your exit, in a few minutes, what is it?

- Output? What? Who are you? Why am I here and why I have this body ?!

Still balancing on his heels and straightening the hair that caught his eyes continued Charlie.

In his head, he still had to be in that bar and talk to that weird guy he didn't like. He still clearly remembered this moment, which was a few seconds ago, when he was about to start a fight with that guy and suddenly found himself here

Of course, he could never have imagined that his bad temper and the desire to sometimes arrange a fight in a bar after a nervous office work would change his life in such a way. In general, he was an ordinary guy with a good job and a salary, but he loved to relieve stress in this way.

It’s just a coincidence when that wizard also came to the bar in a not very good mood and just wanted to have a beer. Charlie thought that the guy (wizard) who sits so quietly at the bar was the best candidate for a good fight. Besides, he had never seen him here before.

- What's wrong with you? Are you having problems with your husband again? Maybe you’ll figure it out, but now you’ll change for your performance? You are the star of our striptease!

Some of the words passed by Charlie, but "husband" and "performance" were captured clearly from this phrase when he looked at his hand with long fingernails and manicure and suddenly realized that it was about the flat crotch between the legs under the panties. The puzzle formed in his head, but he could not comprehend the reality of everything that was happening! 

...

It's all kind of fucked up. This is complete shit ... This is all unreal ... This does not happen so that everything changes so dramatically ... I must have gone crazy! This is ... damn ... I need to pull myself together.

How is this possible? This is my face and I realize that I am me. I clearly remember how I lived my whole life as a guy and that I always worked in the office ... Yes, damn it, I got a little excited when I decided to bully this strange guy! But this ... it's all like some kind of horror ...

These boobs! This is just a nightmare! They seem to be strangers, even in a bra I can feel their weight and how they dangle with every awkward movement ... Although without a bra it is even worse. I can't imagine how girls live with this! It's just uncomfortable and now it doesn't even seem sexy to me! And this hair! Damn it! I never thought that it was so uncomfortable with them, they constantly fall into my eyes and interfere ... I need to cut them ...

What am I thinking !? I need to find a way out of this shit! It is already the second day that I have been stuck in this body and in this life! Everyone thinks I'm Miranda! This guy, I'm sure this is him. He not only changed my body, but also gave me a completely different life! He made me a stripper married to some asshole who, in addition to this humiliating job, also has a small baby! I ... I even fed him! But I am annoyed by the fact that this asshole "husband" does not care what I say that I am not his wife!

Although I myself am already beginning to doubt it ... all these wedding photos and not only ... there is my face everywhere! And this body! Heck! Heck! Heck!

- Miranda! Why the hell are you stuck in there ?!

Fuck. It's him. What else does he want !? Let him be asleep

- Um ... good night ... honey ...

- What the fuck is a quiet night ?! I want to fuck!

Fuck what ?! What?! I'm not going to go there! I slept these days in another bed and am not going to go there! I still have a lot to do! I need to talk to my friends! They will help me! They will understand me and take me to them!

- You can start with a blowj*b! You offended me yesterday because of your strange behavior and the fact that you did not sleep with me ... do you hear ?! I must apologize!

Damn! He's already here! What ... what the hell is he doing ?! 

...

After washing the last plate, Charlie looked with dismay at how "his" husband was returning and his hopes that he was in a good mood disappeared after he looked at him ... This did not mean anything good, at best he could have avoided sex , but at worst .. He didn't even want to think about it, his mouth was immediately dry from what he had already done and was not going to repeat ... But looking down at his cleavage and hated boobs, which still swayed at any movement he went and pretended to go to the child, feeling his ass a light slap of this devil ...

...

It was all like a strange nightmare for Charlie that never ended. From the moment he found himself in the locker room of a strip club with other girls and his new boss and continuing to this day.

Although almost a month had passed and the realization and acceptance of the fact that his life had now changed forever was already in his head, nevertheless, he still clung to the hope that this was just some kind of test ... or a temporary curse. .. or just a really long nightmare, very realistic dream.

Despite the fact that on that day he certainly did not go out and dance in front of a crowd of anxious men, he still could not change anything. He still looked with horror at his reflection in the mirror, seeing his face and at the same time realizing that he now had a completely different body ... Of course, this was already strange and not pleasant in itself, but the fact is that for everyone now he was not Charlie's official boss but a middle-aged stripper and housewife Miranda only added to the strangeness of everything that was happening.

For a long time he could not get used to this body and to the boobs, which dangled so freely in the chest area, pulling his skin down. He often touched and looked at his body in the hope of finding his penis, but he still stumbled upon this plane. Sighing every time in the hope that his quest to bring back his old life will bring success.

The wizard created for Charlie a life truly unpleasant and humiliating in every sense for him. He was still in his city, but now he lived in a completely different place. His life as an eligible bachelor with a good apartment came to an end. Living in a small apartment with a small baby and ... husband, everything was completely different from what he was used to.

His search for the magician was unsuccessful, and all his former friends had no idea who he was and did not recognize him now, although he tried to explain everything, but at best they simply did not talk to him, and someone even called the police. In the end, there were unpleasant conversations with "his" husband, who did not understand at all why his wife went to some peasants.

However, the same husband himself insisted that Charlie / Miranda work in a striptease ... In fact, this was the main money in the family, and the husband himself did not bring anything, he just lay on the couch in the evenings and behaved like a goat.