Teleportation or how to lose everything in an instant (Patreon)

Stephen slowly opened his eyes after the sound of the countdown ended. Literally a moment passed after he heard the last squeak of the device and a bright light turned on, which hid all the scientists observing the procedure. The strange thing was that it was still dark. He felt that now he was not sitting in a capsule, but lying covered with some kind of cloth. His first thought was that the teleportation failed, he fell on his back and lost consciousness, and electricity was cut out in the entire building due to an overload of the network. He felt a terrible disappointment from this, because he spent a lot of money on it and there was some kind of failure right during the presentation. This should not have happened, because the installation had already been tested and it worked, but the fact remained.

He got up and sat down, feeling the fabric slid from his body and tried to touch his hand to the glass of this capsule, which he had just been in, but he could not find anything.

- Hej! Nic się nie udało? (Hey, didn't it work?)

Stephen didn’t even notice that he was speaking Polish, but the sound of his voice was strange and he knew it right away. Moreover, it was strangely quiet here and he did not hear the other people, of whom there were many. At the same moment, he felt that something was touching his shoulders and upper body, and when he turned his head, he guessed that it was hair. He touched his new long hair with his hands and was convinced of it.

His hand touched the nipples of his bare chest with his elbow while moving, and he felt the new soft flesh swing and immediately realized that he had some kind of strange weight on his chest, which should not be. He bit his lip, tasting the lipstick, and said in dismay.

- O cholera, gdzie ja jestem? A co z moim głosem? O MÓJ BOŻE! Czy to skrzynia ?! (Oh, damn it, where am I? And what's with my voice? OMG! Is that a chest ?!)

Suddenly the night lamp turned on abruptly and a man's voice behind Stephen said

- Bertha, dlaczego do cholery nie śpisz? Może nie będziesz mi przeszkadzać? (Bertha, why the hell are you awake? Can't you bother me?)

As soon as the light turned on, Stephen instantly saw that all his speculations in the last few seconds were true. Instead of his male body in the expensive suit he was wearing in the capsule, he now had a female body without clothes. He accurately and clearly saw his new chest, which seemed alien to him, and large and long black hair partially covering his body. He turned his head abruptly after he heard a man's voice and saw a man with a lot of hair on his back lying next to him on the bed and holding his hand on the switch of the night light.

...

Stephen instantly jumped out of bed, feeling his new chest swaying uncontrollably with this movement and almost immediately almost fell due to the new center of gravity and small female feet. He had to hold on to the nearest wall with his hand. The man turned on his side and stared at Stephen with displeasure, trying to understand why his wife suddenly woke up abruptly in the middle of the night and got out of bed.

Stephen had no time for an explanation. He did not understand how this was possible. He was supposed to be in another building in another capsule and show everyone that his team of scientists invented teleportation. He already knew that he would make a lot of money from this, and of course he himself decided that at the presentation he would be the first official person who was teleported. But something went wrong and for some reason he ended up in the body of this girl.

Stephen is a business businessman and has always found a way out of difficult situations in his work. So now he tried to think adequately and make decisions quickly. He looked around and saw that he was in some kind of cheap apartment with old wallpaper and cheap furniture. There was a large bookcase, a table, a bed, and a small old TV. He looked at the man and said

- Gdzie jestem? Potrzebuję telefonu! Pilnie! (Where am I? I need a phone! Urgent!)

The man continued to look unhappily and answered through clenched teeth

- Bertha! Nie wkurzaj mnie! (Bertha, don't piss me off!)

Realizing that he had to act faster, Stephen found his cell phone with a glance and decided to call his chief scientist to tell him about his situation. He did it under the same strange look of the disgruntled man.

Ignoring this and new strange sensations of how his chest and ass are shaking with every movement, Stephen quickly picked up his mobile phone and began to dial the number of his chief scientist in America. After a few beeps, he heard his voice

- Hello

- Jerimi! Cholera! Coś poszło nie tak, jestem w ciele jakiejś dziewczyny! Co ty zrobiłeś ?! (Jerimi! Damn it! Something went wrong, I'm in some girl's body! What have you done ?!)

“Miss, excuse me, I don’t understand you. Speak English. Who you are?

- Co ty mówisz? Mówić po angielsku! Mówię, że jestem Steven Kowalski, twój szef i ja ... (What do you say? Speak English! I say I'm Steven Kowalski, your boss and me ...)

- I do not understand! Goodbye!

And Stephen heard beeps on his phone. Then suddenly the phone was abruptly taken by a man who was next to him and was already standing next to him, also completely naked. When he got out of bed, he looked even more disgusting with his big belly and unshaven face.

- Kołnierz koronkowy! Gdzie dzwoniłeś? Cholera, to jest amerykański numer! Czy wiesz, ile kosztuje to wyzwanie ?! (Original text

Bertha! Where did you call? Damn, this is an American number! Do you know how much this challenge cost ?! )

Stephen wanted to say something, but felt a blow to his face and then another. This man clearly did not stand on ceremony with him and constantly said at this time that there was no need to anger him

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(Further all conversations in Polish)

So, you are claiming that you are actually Steven Kowalski, the US billionaire, and not a Polish woman named Bertha Nowak?

- Yes, mister, that's exactly what I'm telling you, but you pretend that you don't understand me

- This is just the first time I come across such a thing and I don't know what to do. It seems to me that you are an adequate woman or who you think you are there, but your story is simply impossible. What you are saying is very, very strange. You don't even speak english

- This is the whole point, that I do not understand anything. I came to you as soon as I could. You have no idea what I went through during these two days. This man, Jan, he is just a tyrant! I don't know how this woman lives with him! He did not let me out of the house for two days, beat me if I tried to tell him the truth. I even offered him money to let me go, but he just laughed. He is sure that I am his wife and I had to stop proving the truth to him and try to be his wife. Then he finally released me. I went to the store and probably he is already looking for me. You have to help me, I am a US citizen, and you are the ambassador here. I'm telling you the truth. Just check the information about me

- Listen to me. For the sake of interest, I did so now, while you were waiting for me here. Your story seemed incredible to me, but perhaps some millionaire really tested a teleportation machine recently. And you know what? Mr. Stephen Kowalski does not exist in nature. You made it up. I also checked you in our database and found out that your maiden name is Kowalski. You changed her when you got married. I am a patient person, I must admit, your invention really struck me (he chuckled), but miss, you better leave before I called the doctors here. I don’t know what you wanted with this visit, but don’t waste my time anymore.

- How does it not exist ?! Check again! It can't be! You must send me to America, I will never return to this house!

Stephen listened to the diplomat's speech and was more and more in shock with every word. His bra tightly pressed under these clothes his new chest to which he was still not used to, although he had lived in this body for two days, but it was difficult to call it life. Yang really didn’t appreciate his wife’s behavior and did whatever he saw fit for her to become an exemplary householder again. ...

...

- Jan, please. May I not wear heels

- Bertha, you're a woman! You must be able to walk in heels! Or do you want to say something stupid again and make me angry?

Reluctantly, Bertha fulfilled Jan's wish for tonight and put on her most beautiful underwear and heels. For the first time in her life she stood in high heels, but of course she could not admit it to her husband. All her stories that she was actually a millionaire Stephen Kowalski from America were no longer relevant. She realized that it was better to be silent otherwise she could end up in an insane asylum or just get hit by Ian again. She thought very seriously about divorce, but at the same time she understood that this was impossible, because she realized that Ian was very vindictive, and even more so he had already told her more than once that if she filed for divorce, he would simply kill her. It was hard not to believe a man who was already in prison and engaged in banditry. She fell into a trap and did not know how to get out of it. All her opinion about herself, that she is a great businessman, everything has changed now. All her knowledge of financial markets and other things didn't mean anything now, all her former pride now disappeared and she became the deceased wife of this terrible man, realizing that she was in a desperate situation with no way to go to the police or change something. Yana even had acquaintances in the police, corrupt policemen who covered him before the law.

...

It was a very difficult and difficult period in Bertha's life. For a very long time she could not understand and accept that her life was now only a memory and that she would now have to survive and adapt to a completely different life, to which she was not used to and did not even think about what it was.

The device that was supposed to transfer the main owner of this scientific center and also the millionaire Stephen Kowalski to another device worked correctly and everything had to be correct. But the power surge caused by lightning striking the building caused an irreparable correlation.

Instead of sending Stephen from one capsule to another and showing everyone the possibility of teleportation, because of the lightning strike, an exchange between two parallel universes took place and Stephen's consciousness changed with Bertha's. Bertha, once in Stephen's body, was at first shocked and also said that she was not Stephen. But then she realized that this life is much better than her life, the more she remained at the same age, only now she was a millionaire man. Of course, she did not tell anyone the truth and the scientists did not look for an opportunity to return the real Stephen from that parallel reality.

Stephen eventually learned the truth about his new reality and guessed what had happened. In this reality, his parents did not get rich and did not move from Poland to America, and instead of a boy who could be born in America and in wealth, they had a girl whom they named Berta.