Old book (Patreon)

One boring evening, I decided to clean up my apartment and found an old book that I got from my grandmother. I remember how I inherited this book from my granny, but I never read it anywhere and just removed it a long time ago and forgot about it.

It was a strange book, mostly a list of some recipes, and at the end something was written in a pen in an incomprehensible language. I tried to understand the words, but it was impossible. The words sounded like some kind of elvish fantasy language. At the bottom it read in English "Don't read aloud !!!"

I did not listen to the warning because it was all nonsense, and I read these words out loud. I doubted that something would happen, but I was bored. Suddenly the book lit up and smoke appeared from it. I immediately threw it back and wanted to run for water to extinguish this fire. There was no fire, but fog covered my whole room and I heard a voice

- Finally I'm free!

- What?! Who are you?!

- Heck. I don’t want to explain, just make a wish and that's it!

- Who are you? What wish!? Is it a genie?

- Not! I've told! Say what you want or I will decide what you need

- Is this some kind of prank ?! Who is speaking? I do not understand anything!

- Why did I get such a stupid person ?! I have been imprisoned for so many years and now only one desire of this fool will separate me from freedom. I'll guess it myself. You are a guy and you live alone. Do you want money and for all the girls to love you ?!

- What?! I said nothing! No, no, no, on the contrary! I don't want this, you're too fast ...

- I understood you! So, on the contrary, you don't want money and you want a man to love you ?! Strange, but good! You will get it!

- What?!....

Everything happened so quickly and I didn't understand anything. But the smoke began to disperse and I saw that gradually instead of my room there was a completely different room. It looked like some kind of club. I was on stage and there were people around me, mostly men, who looked at me cheerfully and drank beer. Gradually, instead of silence, I began to hear music.

I looked around and tried to understand where I was and what had just happened. Now for some reason I was standing and my hands were behind my head. I felt that I was squeezing with my hands some kind of metal pipe and most importantly! This heavy weight on my chest!

Someone whistled next to me, I heard it through the music, and some other male voice shouted

- Why did you stop ?!

I looked down and saw that my body was now completely different and this huge weight was my chest! What?! What the heck?! Where am I and who am I?