Dispute (Patreon)

- So what now?

- You don't feel anything

- Well, I just stand in a dressing gown in front of you in shorts and ... damn it! What's this?! Boobs?! Why are they so huge! What were you serious about ?!

- Of course, I'm always serious

- No! I thought you were just a drunken idiot! I don't ... Damn, they hang out like that with every move! And so fucking hard! And where is mine.!? What?! YOU! No! No! No! And what a weird black thong! My hair! It is too?! And what the shit is in my ears, don't say it's some kind of earrings! In short! It's just some kind of illusion, isn't it ?! After all, my voice is still mine!

- And, exactly, the voice. excuse me

Oliver pressed a button on the remote and pointed at Sam

- What are you ... my voice! No, I'm eating like some kind of heifer now!

- But you are ...

Sam rushed at Oliver and tried to take the remote control away, but stopped a step in front of him. He just couldn't do harm and do something against Oliver.

- Why can't I hit you?

- This is also a function, a little protection. Generally, Sam, we agreed

- Nothing agreed, I'm just drunk and you too! I didn't think you were serious! Let me give you money for our dispute

- No no no. A dispute can take place if you live like this for a month

- How so ?! How is a prostitute ?! Are you kidding?! I will not sleep with men! Moreover, a whole month!

- But you bet. Look. In this video, you yourself say that if you were a girl, then the devil of a problem would work as a whore and would earn more than you earn now at work as a system administrator.

- It was just drunk ... in short, I don't know how you did it, but change me back. I'll give you the money I argued about

- No, Sam, you won't

- Why?

- Listen carefully. The remote control program is written in such a way that I will forget about you for a month.

- WHAT??!?!

- Wait, don't interrupt. Maybe even in less than five minutes. Will you give me the money or not, we will find out in a month. If you earn more than your salary

- But how!? I do not!? I won't! Sam! Simply

- No time. Remote program, but I already said. To make it easier for you, I made it so that Sam Waters, a 34 year old accountant, does not exist. Your wife and kids will live with the other person all this time, but don't worry, he is your complete copy. Now, instead of Sam Waters, there is Marina Nekrasova, an emigrant from Russia, 42 years old, single and without children. You will live not far from here, there is a parking lot with trailers somewhere

- What?! Trailer!? A prostitute?! Are you serious?! I'm a man!

- Don't interrupt, otherwise it will be more difficult for you. By the way, you don't notice, but you have an accent, it sounds so interesting with your new voice. The fact that you ended up with me, I will remember as that you have to leave. And of course you can't touch this remote control, otherwise what's the point in arguing. I thought for a long time, I thought it would all be funny. See you in a month

- What?! Oliver!

Oliver changed his face dramatically

- Are you still here? I thought you should be getting ready to leave. Come on faster, I don't know what I thought I was calling the girl home.