Now! About my raise... (Patreon)

Blitzo screamed and hid behind his office desk as dozens of rounds ammunition whittled it down the desk, peppered the wall, and ventilated his brand new desk chair. Finally the roar of gunfire subsided. Slowly the manager of Immediate Murder Professionals peered over the desktop and watched as his receptionist Loona lowered the 2 submachine guns she'd been firing at him. She sneered and started to saunter toward him. 

     "Now! About my raise you fucking piece of perverted shit!"

     Loona is from the Hotel Hazbin universe and it's hilarous, but it is also totally NSFW. Link