Go forth my minions (Patreon)
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The Dream Realm danced with brilliant auras of color. Great sheets violet, green, pink, and gold shimmered and flowed around amongst long shimmering strands that act as paths to various sub-realms. Sparkling as numerous as the stars in the night sky were the millions of individual dreams fabrics. These were their own tiny islands where most beings lived out lives when they slept.
However amongst all this brilliant color there was a dark, swirling cloud that churned angrily and occasionally flashed with lightning. From it emerged Luna garbed in her leather bunny suit and plate armor on her lower legs and arms. In her hands she held an ornate two prong military fork. She stopped and surveyed the Dream Realm for a moment; she then raised the fork above her head with one hand and called out in her Royal Canterlot Voice.
"MY MINIONS COME TO ME!"
From within the cloud there came a distant squealing cry that grew in volume and ferocity. Boiling out its darkness there came a great horde of small, lagomorphic beings with dark fur, glowing eyes, and bat wings. In their little paws they held a lethal assortment of knives, spears, axes, maces. They swirled around Luna as she surveyed them, after a moment she spoke again.
"MY NIGHT HARES THIS IS WHY I'VE GATHERED YOU! THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING! HERE WE SHALL MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND THE PRICE THEY MUST PAY!"
She looked down at her outfit and then back and her legion. "PONIES HAVE GROWN FOND OF THIS OUTFIT. IT IS ON THE TONGUES AND MINDS OF MANY IN MY REALM. IT DRIVES THEM TO DISTRACTION AND TO BEHAVE IN THE MOST DECADENT OF WAYS!"
"THEIR ACTIONS AND DEEDS WHEN THEY ARE AWAKE I HAVE LITTLE SWAY, BUT THIS MY REALM AND TONIGHT THEY WILL BE REMINDED OF THAT! GO FORTH MY MINIONS! GO FORTH INTO THEIR DREAMS AND MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND! THAT THERE IS A PRICE IF THEY WISH TO ENGAGE SUCH DECADENCE, DEBAUCHERY, HEDONISM...."
"And not invite me." She said in suddenly a much softer voice.