The Mortal's Guide to the Monster Girl Mash - The Hapless Smitten Angel (Patreon)

The Hapless Smitten Angel

Also Known As: The Flustered Feathery, Miss Blissful Blunder, Heaven's Clumsy Cupid

Habitat: Floating above mortals, accidentally setting fire to historical landmarks, and bad joke comedy clubs

Diet: Ambrosia, giggles, the sweet taste of embarrassment, and the odd stolen biscuit

Description:
The enthralling entries of "The Mortal's Guide to the Monster Girl Mash" introduce you, dear reader, to the hilariously hopeless creature known as the Hapless Smitten Angel. She is the true embodiment of awkwardness, the muse of mishaps, and the deity of dorkiness.

This variety of angelic being is a rare, albeit blundering, delight. Less likely to serenely play a harp on a cloud, and more likely to accidentally nick your umbrella while trying to shield you from rain, generally mismanaging her angelic affairs.

Appearance:
Floating down gracefully (until she trips on her own halo), this bemused being shines with an ethereal glow that's almost, almost overshadowed by her hilariously ill-timed clumsiness. Clothed in glistening robes which have suspicious stains from that one time she tried mortal food (jam biscuits), she might blush more than your average angel, especially when Midnight Orchid, that mischievous demon, is in the vicinity.

Behaviour:
Marvel at her unique combination of celestial might and terrestrial awkwardness. Delight in her efforts to protect you, while simultaneously being tempted by pretty demons and failing to resist the allure of bad puns. Revel in the glorious dichotomy that is an ancient being laughing at jokes older than most civilisations. Oh, and watch your valuables; she’s been known to misplace a flaming sword or two.

Defence:
Should you find yourself in her endearing yet misguided sights, simply wave a particularly awful joke in her direction or distract her with a corgi puppy video. Should neither of these be at hand, mentioning Midnight Orchid usually causes enough of a blushing distraction for a quick getaway.

Conclusion:
A whimsically woeful character in the vibrant vault of monsterdom, the Hapless Smitten Angel is a testament to the fact that even the heavens have their off days. More likely to tickle your funny bone than to offer divine intervention, she offers an interlude of levity and laughter in the otherwise ominous overtones of "The Mortal's Guide to the Monster Girl Mash". Enjoy her antics, but perhaps keep your historical landmarks well-guarded.

In summation, our Hapless Smitten Angel gracefully glides through the gusty gales of her gloriously goofy existence, leaving behind a legacy of laughter, love-struck sighs, and the occasional flaming landmark.