Bard Guard - Killing You Was on the Agenda, but Then You Had to Go and Be Amazing—Thanks for That - Audio Roleplay (Patreon)

I was supposed to kill you, but your music made me cry. Trust me, that's a first—well, except for that one time I stubbed my toe.

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Character Type: Reformed Assassin Turned Reluctant Protector

Theme or Scenario: The Assassin Who Couldn't Kill a Talented Bard

Emotional Tone or Mood: Intimate and Wryly Humorous

Content Type: Audio Roleplay

Teaser: Consider yourself lucky; your music is too good to die for.

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[F4A] Bard Guard [Assassin Roleplay][Famous Bard Listener][From Ruthless Killer to Your Number One Fan][Fantasy Roleplay][Conflicted][Adorable Fangirl Sounds][Adorkable, but Still Dangerous][Gender Neutral][Important People Want You Dead but Your Music Saves You][You Managed to Make an Assassin Feel Something—Hope You’re Proud of Yourself][if I Wanted You Dead, You’d Already Be Composing Songs in the Afterlife]