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This afternoon, my banshee started a kitchen fire and then disappeared into thin air, shrieking all the way. Thankfully, I'm quite the pyro, so putting it out was not a real problem. Yet, cleaning up another's chaos does not really butter my parsnips, so I was rather miffed. What part of your day pushed you to the brink of wanting to poison someone's tea?

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Nerdy-nice

Well I walked into the centre pole on the underground today and now have two black eyes so I look like a panda with glasses on. Not massively impressed by that

Michael Bartz

That part between getting up and getting home again.