"Saved by a Superhero" Script Preview (Patreon)

<Scene opens on a bank heist, you are being held hostage by a supervillain>

D: “Alright, boys! Pack it up! Come on! Chop chop! We don’t got all day!”

D: “Hehe, did you see all of that money~? And those beautiful gold bars~?”

D: “This is our biggest haul yet. The cops can’t do a damn thing about it, either.”

D: “Nah, I’m staying right here with you, my little hostage~”

D: “I need to make sure my henchmen get away, and as long as I’ve got you here, those cops will all be too scared to make a move~”

D: “Ahahaha! You think a hero will stop me? This ain’t my first bank robbery, sweetie~ I hope a hero tries to stop me. I’m itching for an excuse to paint these walls red!”

D: “The only thing I love more than getting rich...is causing chaos...and destruction!”

D: “HAHAHAHAHA!”

J: “Stop right there!”

D: “Well well well~ If it isn’t...uh...just who exactly are you supposed to be?”

J: “I could ask you the same thing.”

D: “Oh, you’re going to pretend like you haven’t heard of me? I’m Devil Hammer.”

J: “Oh yeah, makes sense. Nice choice of weaponry! Very big.”

D: “Aw~ You flatter me! But my question still stands. Who are you?”

J: “My name doesn’t matter. The only thing you need to know is I’m the hero who’s going to stop you.”

D: “Hmph, an unmarked grave it is then! But you seem to be forgetting one thing. I still have a hostage.”

J: “Actually, it looks like they snuck away while you were distracted.”

D: “What the—rrgh! Nevermind, I’ll just have to kill you instead! Do you think just because you can fly I won’t be able to splatter you into the ground like a bug!?”

J: “Only one way to find out~!”

<Fight>

J: Take this!

D: Is that the best you’ve got?

D: What the—

D: MMMPH! MMMM!!?! MMMM!!!! MMMMPH!

<Vore>

J: “Ah~ Not bad!”

<BURPS>

J: Mmm~ So full~

D: What...what the actual fuck!? What kind of hero eats villains?!

J: You have the right to remain silent~

D: Shut up and get me out of here!

J: Yeah yeah, I’ll turn you in to the police later. Just settle down already!

D: Guh...this is not the end of me! You’ll pay for this! I swear you’ll pay!

D: <Sounds of struggling and angry muttering>

J: Sheesh, such a rowdy meal.

J: Oh well, just makes this more fun for me~

J: Hey, citizen!

J: Whoa, whoa, chill. It’s okay! I took care of Devil Hammer. She’s not getting out of my stomach any time soon.”

J: Yeah, I know, right? Isn’t it cool? I bet you’ve never seen a belly bulge this big before!

J: But maybe it is a bit weird...

J: Are you alright? Did they hurt you?

J: Are you sure? You’re not bruised or anything?

J: Phew, that’s a relief.

J: Hey, I’m just glad I could be of some help. When I heard about the bank robbery, I rushed over here as fast as I could.

J: These villains definitely ruined your day, huh? I’m sorry you got caught up in all of this.

J: Why don’t I give you a lift to somewhere safe, alright?

J: It’s no problem, really! Just tell me where you need to go and leave the rest to me.

J: The bus stop on 5th Street? Got it!

J: Hang on tight~

J: It’s alright, I’ve got you. I won’t drop you, I promise.

D: You’re wasting your time, hero! Free me or else!

D: I’ll make sure to tear you both apart one limb at a time!

J: I’m sorry, citizen. My prisoner is being too rude for her own good.

J: Brace yourself, citizen.

<BURPS>

D: Ngh! Stop this foolish nonsense! This is...ugh!

D: So...tight...can’t...move!

J: Phew...That should quiet her down for a bit!

J: You know, most people I fly above the city can’t help but look down. Are you enjoying the view?

J: Good, good!

J: You get used to all the wind up here. It gets super cold at night, though.

J: Eh? My...name? Well, uh...you can just call me Jade.

J: No, that’s not my real name. My superhero name is Jade Jacket.

J: I dunno. It’s uh...a work in progress. I’m kinda new in the superhero community and I’m still on the fence about the name.

J: I wear a jacket...and that jacket is green. It seems a little too on the nose, right?

J: That’s fair. I mean, my powers do come from the clothes I wear, so...

J: Oh, shoot! I wasn’t supposed to mention that! Damn it...

J: Maybe I should just focus on where we’re going, yeah? Phew, okay...5th Street...5th Street...where is 5th Street...

J: ...Aaaand here we are! Safe and sound.

J: Sure, anytime! Oh, and uh...keep that whole secret about my powers between you and me, alright? It would be pretty bad if any supervillains found out about that.

J: Cool, thanks! I’m counting on you!

<BURPS>

J: Speaking of which...hey, hammer lady! ...Hello? Anybody in there?

<BURPS>

J: Uh...wait a second...

J: Whoops! I guess I might’ve kept her in there for too long...judging by all the sloshing...well, this is awkward. How am I going to explain this to the authorities...? Crap...

J: Well, I guess I should be going. I’ve got some more business to take care of and probably a few more crooks to catch.

J: Run along now, citizen! You don’t wanna be late for that movie, right?

J: Hm? How did I know you were going to a movie today?

J: Uhh...hehehe...that is uh...I’m a...psychic! Yes! I’m a psychic! That’s actually one of my lesser-known powers. Another secret between you and me! Hehe, well, uh, goodbye now!

..................

J: Hey! I almost didn’t make it in time. Traffic was terrible!

J: You. Are. Going to love this movie. It’s like, right up your alley!

J: What? My belly? Oh, yeah. Don’t mind that. I had a big lunch earlier, that’s all. It’s just a bit bloated right now. I feel fine!

J: Hrp-

<BURPS>

J: Oh! Uh...hehe...excuse me! God...so embarrassing! Let’s go get our tickets already before I make even more of a fool out of myself...