Red Angel Of The New World Chapter 8 (Patreon)

"Halt! This is the territory of the Kuja Pirates and the homeland of the most beautiful being in the world!" You know... I was pretty accepting of people's defects and appearances.

But when I looked at the 'captain' of the ship who stopped us I coudn't help a mental shudder as the woman was definetly a beauty in the 'One Peice' taste of thought. As her head was square, huge, and seemingly built into her shoulder with no neck being exposed at all.

While she had huge breasts, that laid across her chest, her entire torse was a huge perfectly round ball like an a bowling ball. So it looked so weird seeing the square head atop a round body and stubby little legs that didn't look like they should be able to support her weight.

"Hello, my name is Jake and I am a merchant looking to offload some materials and foodstuff to the land of the Amazons." I announnced myself loudly and the captain hearing my words raised an eyebrow before she bounced in place and then she with 'boing' noice bounced over from her ship to ours with her hitting the metal deck with a heavy clanging noise.

The woman took in my appearance before saying guardedly. "From where do you hail? We do not allow World Government traders within our lands as is well known!"

I nodded and then took out some paperwork that I had Belfast print out in her ships intelligance section of the ship and the offical paperwork basically outlined that we were from Enies Lobby which was recently destroyed by the World Government and our ship was one of the surviving ships.

The womans eyes softened slightly reading all this information and she spat off the side of my ship as she handed me back my papers. "Alright, I know you aren't some World Government flunky... But don't advertise where you are from, as that island has gotten a Buster Call meaning everyone from that island has an order of execution hanging over them."

My face twitched as I didn't account for that. As I thought Ohara's mess was a kind of one off situation. Either way I said with gratitiude. "I will keep that in mind. But do you need to check the hold to see our merchandice?"

The woman shook her head with a grin coming across her face as she said with a chuckle. "Nah. I got a transponder snail relaying this conversation back to the island. By the time you get there, some Amazons will be there to buy what we can't produce on the island and then you will be sent off."

'Well shit. That won't leave me any chance to meet Hancock, if she is even here to begin with.' I thought and then I raised an eyebrow as a thought struck me and I asked with a wry smile. "Ah and how much do I owe the Princess for doing business at her island? I mean I understand that Lady Hancock will want to take her cut correct?"

A buzz rang out and a svelt voice spoke out with a husky drawl speaking out as the woman hurriedly took out a weird looking snail that looked like it was wrapped around in a purple skirt with snake earings attached to the sides of its shells. "Hoh, you wish to pay tribute to me little merchant?"

'Well there is Hancock.' I thought before taking a breath and answering frankly. "I am well used to how royalty works in this world Princess of the Kuja. I am willing to pay the tithe, and at least you are beautiful compared the wretched royals I have scene before."

There was a pause before a loud chuckle escaped the phone like snail before Hancock's voice left the snails mouth. "Hmm, very well. Then prepare a gift worthy of myself then merchant. I will await to see with... Much curiosity as to what you will bring."

The snail's eyes dimmed and then closed with the call obviously being hung up and the woman quickly put it away into a hidden pocket before she said to me sternly. "For both our sakes, hurry as my lady has little patience."

The pirate then leaped away from my ship with her audibly yelling to the other two ships to leave us be and to quickly make their way back to the shore as the princess of would be at the shoreline soon.

So that left me with a quandry... What could I gift the Pirate Empress of the Sea to get her attention and for a moment I considered giving some of the technology from Belfast's ship and then it hit me.

'Fightning Boa Hancock isn't in my best intrestes in the slightest so trying to trick her at all would be a terrible idea as she has Observational Haki that could possibly sense me about to fuck with her.' So in that vein of thought I summoned my Stamp into my hand and rolled it between my hand as I took out my Company Cellphone and began scrolling through some options.

And there it was. The option to hide where something was stamped along with the ability to help restore stamped peoples bodies to their natural states. So I got a nice box and with Belfast's help as the perfect maid she wrapped up the box containing my stamp with a letter to be given to her.

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A half an hour later, we had docked at Amazon Island, with Belfast's little familiars helping push crates of food and supplies we stole from Saobody that we were selling to some of Hancock's more trusted amazons for at my own instintices more material wealth in silver, gold and other things that I could easily convert into wealth wherever I go.

Those amazons however had zero intrest in talking to me as they weren't the naive natives who hadn't scene men before and were instead members of Hancocks Kuja Pirates so I didn't pressure them at all and just allowed them buy the supplies they wanted before they took their leave.

And the time came. I could feel in my nascent Obsveration Haki and my Empathy ability as Angron a far more powerful soul coming in our direction and the amazons split like the red sea as chant's reached Lotara's and my own ears. "So beautiful, so perfect, her legs are so long!"

The chants of slavish adoration reached my ears with my lips twitching and then I laid my eyes on Boa Hancock. The most beautiful woman in the world...

'Eight out of ten on a good day... That forhead is fucking massive.' I thought as I met the Pirate Empresses blue eyes as she powerfully strode directly to me without giving a single glance to anyone or anything.

And as Hancock reached me, she stared up at me slightly as I was taller than her as a Primarch and she finally said in a haughty tone of voice as she laid out her hand flat in front of us. "Well? Give me the tithe and gift that will allow you to trade upon my land in the future!"

I nodded and looked to Belfast who was behind us all watching the money and traded goods who then brought over the sealed box and handed it to me and with the letter promptly laid atop the box I gently held the box out to Hancock while saying quietly so no one could hear me. "Hancock. The item within has eaten the Wash Wash Devil Fruit... A friend ours gave me the item and you know him as that rascal who constantly causes trouble in Saobody."

I bowed my head to the letter and continued. "The letter explains how to use the item and if you want to test it on other people first... Will that suffice Hancock?" I asked more loudly making her blink and I saw her hands holding the box I handed her shiver before she nodded with her speaking in a loud imperial tone.

"Very well! Jake you welcome to stay here on Amazon Island for up to three days should you need to restock your larders but then I must ask you to leave as men are not allowed on the island!" And with that she turned on her heel with such force that her heel drilled through the ground as she power walked away back towards her palace presumably.

'Well let's see how well this goes.' I thought taking a breath.