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Poll of the Week!

  • Bruce: dominant, tsundere, votes in local elections, and would treat you right 74
  • Wayne: Submissive, friendly to a fault, clumsy, stupid, and trying his best 24
  • Clark: scrappy, easily angered, NO TOUCH, and loves the sound of a saxophone 14
  • Kent: deaf, weird as hell just a freak, sweet angel baby, and he's itty bitty 19
  • The Tax Man: fluffy, L A R G E, someone you could get a drink with, & loves hands 54
  • 2024-06-16
  • 185 votes
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Howdy everyone! I'm editing the $20 tier as I type, so it's coming out. It might be a little bit later than normal but it's going up. I was trying to think of an idea, went outside to get fresh air and clear my head ya know, and then I fell asleep. My apartment has a balcony since my partner and I live on the third floor so you can imagine how nice it is when it's sunny like today. My bad. As for the schedule this week, the only thing I know for sure is that I won't be posting Thursday. Thursday I have to take Bruce (one of my gerbils) to the vet to see what's wrong with his scent gland. Fingers crossed it's just an abscess and they can drain it and he's good to go. But because the exotics vet is like two hours away, it's going to be a long day of travel and I just won't be able to record AND take care of a sick gerbil. That's all for now. So let's get the question!

Pick a narrator based on one of my pet's personalities!

Comments

Oracle Raven

Clark. You had me at "easily angered" 👉👈 Angry sex is always a favorite of mine 😳🧡

lofn

*makes mental note to do an angry sex scene because I haven't done one before and you right, it's really good*

Art

I really wanna vote for "The Tax Man" out of pure love and respect for that name, but Clark sounds like it would make a fun audio, such dilemmas