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Just some more naughty humor. 😂

A man goes to the doctor...

“DOCTOR I NEED HELP!“ he says.

The doctor asked curiously “Why are you shouting?“

“I DON’T KNOW, I’VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. CAN YOU FIND THE REASON?“ the man asks, still shouting.

So the doctor examines the man, and after a while concludes that somehow, the man’s large penis is the cause of his constant need to shout. 

"You'll need a penis reduction to correct the problem," the doctor says.

"Sure! I'll do anything!" the man says and agrees to a reduction procedure.

But after a while, the man finds himself lacking in the bedroom. 

He returns to the doctor and asks him to reverse the procedure and put the rest of his penis back on.

“SORRY! NO, CAN DO!  I THREW IT AWAY!“ the doctor shouts.

~End 

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DeepOne

A well-hung old timer accidentally got his senior vitamins and his Viagra bottles confused. He broke the vitamin in half and swallowed three blue pills. In no time he had a raging erection that would not quit. Worried about his health, he pulled on a pair of sweatpants and a loose-fitting shirt and raced to the pharmacy. His normal pharmacist wasn’t there and two busty, older silver-haired women were behind the counter... “How can I help you?” One smiled, noticing his fidgeting discomfort, and comes forward. “Umm, where’s Bob? This is kind of a big thing...” “Don’t worry, sir - we are all trained the same. I can certainly deal with ‘big things’ but I have to know what it is. Just let me ...” “Look, I need help and I don’t think you can handle it, OK?” he interrupted. “My sister and I happen to own the pharmacy - Bob works for us. I am sure we’ve seen whatever it is in our 35 years. We can give you what you need, but we have to see what ‘it’ is!” Frustrated, the old guy pulls down his sweatpants, revealing a huge, throbbing cock standing at full attention. “OK - WHAT ARE YOU AND YOUR SISTER GONNA GIVE ME FOR THIS?” The woman takes a long look over the top of her reading glasses, turns and whispers to her sister, clears her throat and turns back to the flustered-and-horny-OG. “After consulting with my sister, we agree that we could give you... $5000 cash, an annual two week cruise with us and 25% ownership of the pharmacy...”