Monday Laugh 🤣 (Patreon)

Thought you could use a joke to brighten your Monday (or Tuesday!!)...

Edit - but it’s Tuesday so enjoy this anyway!! 🤣😂

Many years ago when I was married, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf  course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay? What's your  name?"

"It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

"John,"  the attractive woman said, (her firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe),  "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you with the cart later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now," the beauty insisted.

She  was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak.  

"Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, 'my wife won't like  it.'

After a couple of  restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked the woman. "I feel a lot better  now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go  now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a tempting smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know  anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still under the cart, I guess..."

~End