Laughter is the Best Medicine - Suspicious King (Patreon)

The King had a promiscuous wife... 

He did not trust her to be faithful, but custom dictated that he remain with her until the end of time. 

One day came a call for war. The king and his soldiers suited up to face the enemy, but he needed to do one thing before he left to ensure his wife would be faithful while he was away.  

The king placed a blade of the sharpest razor at the entrance of  the Queen's vagina and chanted a spell to cast up it so that it was immovable. Feeling confident, the king left for war. 

Some months later, he returned victorious and was welcomed home with fanfare. However, still suspicious of his whoring wife, the King made his first order of business to inspect the cocks of all his ministers for a particular razor blade induced injury. 

One by one, he made them drop their drawers and alas, every single one of them had their cock split in two down the shaft. 

Furious, the king sent the traitorous ministers to the gallows.

All of them, except the chief minister, whose cock reminded unharmed.  The king was so filled with happiness at seeing the uninjured cock of his minister that he hugged him with pride and bestowed upon him great wealth and land. 

Happy at the king's generosity, the beaming chief minister said: "Slankh you!". 

~End