Laughter Is the Best Medicine - How Did You Die? (Patreon)

A fellow Patreon shared this funny joke with me and of course I asked him if I could share it with all of you.  Hopefully it will make some of you laugh!  

Up at heaven's pearly gates, St. Peter was getting bored with his day to day, so he started asking everyone who showed up to tell him about how they died...

One day, a man showed up at the gates and after being asked how he died, the man sighed and answered.  "It has not been a good morning. I got fired from my job as soon as I arrived, so back through traffic I go to get home. When I get there, I find my wife naked and in a panic, and I realized all my fears of her cheating on me are true. 

I was already angry, and I figured this guy is still around so I grab my bat and start looking for him. I can't find him anywhere, until finally I look out to my balcony and see a guy holding onto the railing by his fingertips. I storm out there and start beating on his hands, but he only fell a few floors and landed in some bushes. 

I'm still PISSED at this guy, so I go back inside, pull the refrigerator off the wall, out to the balcony, and push it over onto the guy. All that adrenaline and anger were too much for me though, and I had a heart attack." 

St. Peter gives a low whistle of appreciation for the story and waves the guy through. As he's shaking his head in dismay, a second man walks up to St. Peter and is given the same prompt.

The man begins, "My morning started late because my alarm didn't go off. Normally I go for a jog but I only had time to do some calisthenics on my balcony before I had to leave. I must have still been sleepy, because I tripped over my own feet and tumbled over the railing! I'm flailing around as I fall, and I barely manage to grab onto the railing a few floors below me. 

I thought I was fine, then this crazy guy comes out and smashes my hands with a bat! I fell again, but thankfully landed in bush. I tried to catch my breath and figure out what happened, then a freaking refrigerator tips off the balcony and lands straight on me."  

Eyes wide in surprise and trying not to laugh at the coincidence, St. Peter ushers the man through the gates. Already pleased at the new policy making his day more interesting, he spots a third man approaching him and asks him the same question. 

"Alright, so picture this....

I'm hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..." 

~End