Laughter is the Best Medicine- Airman’s Discipline (Patreon)

 Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂 

A man who was in the Air Force had just spent a year unaccompanied in Shemya, Alaska... 

The first night home, he told his wife he had something to show her. "I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" 

And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood naked before her. 

"Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. 

Then a few seconds later he commanded.

"Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again. 

"That was amazing," said his wife. "Can I bring over our neighbor to show her?" 

The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of his accomplishment. So his wife brought back a delicious looking big breasted woman. 

And the husband again gave his dick the first command...

"Dick, ten-HUT!" And his penis sprang up.

Then, 

"Dick, at EASE!" 

Only this time... nothing.

"Dick, at EASE!!"  he repeated more sternly. 

Still nothing. 

"For the last time, DICK AT EASE!!!!" 

Frustratingly enough, nothing happened. 

Embarrassed, the airman ran off to the bathroom. 

Worried, his wife ran after him only to find that he was vigorously masturbating. 

"What are you doing?" she exclaimed. 

"I'm giving this guy a dishonorable discharge!"

~End