Laughter is the Best Medicine - For Better or Worse... (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂    

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness...

She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old. 

He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much and also because...

“I too have a problem." Jim said. "My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.” 

Sandy of course says, “Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant penis.” 

Sandy and Jim got married the next day and they could not wait to consummate their vows.  Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another. 

However, when Sandy slide her hand down Jim’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! 

Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. 

“You told me your penis was the size of an infant!” she exclaimed! 

“Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!”...

~End