Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke 3 - Chose Wisely (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂

A farmer wakes up and hears a sound, he grabs his shotgun and goes into his daughter's room. There are 3 guys in there with her...

the farmer tells them to get out. He tells the men to go out into the field and grab 3 of their favorite fruits. 

Guy number 1 comes back first with three oranges. The farmer tells him to shove them all up his ass and if he makes any noise that he would shoot him. Guy number 1 gets the first two oranges up just fine, but lets out a squeak on the third. He gets shot and goes to heaven. 

Guy number 2 comes back with three cherries. He gets the first 2 in just fine, then bursts out laughing on the third. Guy number 2 gets shot and goes to heaven. 

When he gets there, guy number 1 asks guy number 2. "What the heck man, you had it made with the cherries. Why did you laugh?"  

Guy number 2 says: "I saw guy number 3 coming back with a watermelon!" 

~End