Laughter is the Best Medicine - Dirty Joke (Patreon)

I found this one on reddit and it made me chuckle: 

10 Catholic school girls are on a bus when they are hit by train and immediately sent to the pearly gates... 

St. Peter awaits them ready to speak to each lady to determine if they are worthy of entering into heaven. He asks the first girl,

"So Marie, have you ever touched a man's genitals?" Marie says, "Well I once touched the tip with my finger." Peter tells Marie to dip her finger into the pool of holy water before them and then she may enter heaven. Next,

"So Christine, have you ever touched a man's genitals?" Christine says, "Well, I once fondled a man with my hand." Peter tells Christine to dip her whole hand into the holy water to enter.

Suddenly, there's a commotion coming from the back of the pack of girls, where Agatha is pushing her way up to the front.

"Why so eager Agatha?" Agatha responds:

"Cause if I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I'm going to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it!" 

~End

😂🤣

(oh that Jessica... she will certainly be missed by the boys at school 😜)