Sing To It! (Patreon)

I don't claim to have the best singing voice but if you were to tattoo your penis to resemble a microphone, I'd definitely want to sing into it (among other things). 

So the question is.... 

What song would you want me to sing into your microphone dick?

I'd love to hear your own original suggestions but I've also posted a few below to vote on if you'd like. 

 Oh and Happy 4th of July to all that it applies!!! 🎉🎉🎉 

(This topic originated from a reddit post a few days ago)