Doomcock's Toy Chest - Starfleet Janitor Action Figure! (Patreon)

This Christmas I received many wonderful presents, which I will be highlighting here in the Toy Chest for all of you to enjoy!  You can expect to see a LOT of Toy Chest entries in the next couple of weeks, as I catch up on the backlog I experienced during my period of emergency starting roughly from October on through early December, and just as a thank you to ALL my members for your kindness, support, and patience with me during this trying time, I'm going to make this one particular toy chest entry available for everyone on Patreon!  So let's get to it!

Around Christmas I received this amazing package from the incredible Andy Masterson!  It was accompanied by...

...SANTA SKULL OF CALDERON!  Yes my friends, Andy Masterson made me a Skull of Calderon Santa to see this action figure delivered safely!  (And believe me, the Skull of Calderon was PISSED OFF to be used in such a jolly and supportive manner!)  So when I opened the box, I found a figure of Mikey Spock in a janitor outfit and a nametag that read "Mikey"!  She was carrying a mop and a spray bottle, and I thought that was hilarious!  

But the joke was even better than I knew.  I didn't realize that beneath the foam that kept her in place there was a base!  Andy had to ask me, did you find the base?  And when I looked, suddenly the figure became even funnier!  LOL!

Turns out all this time, Mikey was a lowly JANITOR on a starship, and here the truth is revealed: Star Trek Discovery was all a hologram program!  She was just a janitor on the holodeck with delusions of GRANDEUR!  HA HA HA!  No mushroom drive, no BESTEST EVAR...just a dipshit with a mop running a program so deluded even Mr. Barclay would be ashamed of it!

So here you go...the truth about STD revealed at LAST!

Thanks to the great Andy Masterson for this hilarious Christmas gift!  Be sure to check back soon for more installments of Doomcock's Toy Chest!