Prostate (Patreon)

Here's another Nun piece: 

One of the difficulties of an ancient institution is keeping up how language changes.  The Church of the Holy Mother has always held a cyclical view of spiritual enlightenment, and one of the more curious oddities is the ritual of the Milk of the Prostate.  The Latin roots for prostate (to stand before) and prostrate (to lay down) were essential concepts in early Church doctrine.  In modern times, the Church has had to step lightly around the idea that having a prostate makes men superior, or that male worship is any part of the theology.

That being said, no novice has ever hesitated to get down on her knees when gathering Milk for the Blessing of the Eucharist.