You know Dasher and Dancer . . . (Patreon)

Or at least you think you do. You probably think they’re two of Santa’s reindeer. But then you’re thinking of the other Santa, the one who delivers presents to all the kiddies who are nice and not naughty. That’s Saint Nick. Well, there’s another Santa. Saint Mack. He doesn’t give a crap about those who are nice, but he’s very interested in those who are naughty. He gives the 12 naughtiest a special treat, one each day on the days leading up to Christmas. But he doesn’t have reindeer. Nope. He has elves. Many of them. They’re big. Tough. Hunky. Hung. And they just happen to have the names you likely associate with the other Santa’s reindeer (as if reindeer can fly!). These elves can fly, and they pull Santa’s sleigh as he travels to give the naughty what they truly deserve. So, we can start by introducing Dasher and Dancer, a playful couple who can be downright mean when the case warrants it, but who like to practice pulling Santa’s sleigh as an excuse to enjoy each other to the fullest. In fact, Dancer likes to ride Dasher even more than riding in Santa’s Sleigh