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"Uh… so, hi. I was just, uh… um… passing by and, uh… thought that I’d check your… tire pressure? Uh… and then… my… my sleeve got caught on the door handle and um… oh, no don’t--! Uh..."

"...yeah… that’s… that’s my hook hand… stuck in your car door. Well, clearly it’s my hook hand since I’m sort of, attached to it-- okay this is going really badly, I kind of wish that I was the one getting murdered right now."