Dare to be Stupid - With furry lyrics (Patreon)

HEY THERE Patrons it's been a good couple weeks since I had new audio for you, and we're comin in with a DOOZY this weekend. What started as a cover commission quickly became a parody of a "parody". If you don't know the history of Weird Al's Dare to be Stupid, and how it relates to DEVO, it's worth reading up on.

Thank you to fellow Patron Bossasaur for commissioning this thing, and for the great idea!

Lyrics:
Put down that dildo and listen to me

It's time for us to join in the fight

It's time to buy a top hat and yell really loudly

It's time for playing cards all night

You better drink zero ounces of water

You better get under a minute of sleep

You better say goodbye to shower time

You better store your costume in a heap

You better steal all the towels you can

While house keeping's not around

Stick your head in the bathtub and turn on the cooling fan

Spend, it all on charity

Buy. The auction needs you

Buy, a golden charleston chew

What did you do?

Dare to be stupid

Loose, your only con-badge

Break the escalator

Set your speaker blasting all

throughout the hall

You can dare to be stupid

You can smoke in the hotel

You can try and do a flip

You can climb inside the fountain go to run away and trip

Dare to be stupid

Come on and dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you

Let's go

It's time to take about a hundred thousand commissions

and draw until the end of time

There's no more room inside my body for beer

so, we better fill it up with wine

Settle down, buy a fursuit, write in MLA

join a church, get your masters in technology (pronounced technolo-jay)

go to cons till you’re broke and they pull you away

It’s okay. You can dare to be stupid.

It's like thinking you’re a dog

It's like herding every cat

It's like I said you gotta eat a donut or you will get fat

Dare to be stupid

(Yes)

Why don't you dare to be stupid?

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid 

We're all waiting for you

Dare to be stupid

Bring your hamster to the dance

Do you see a zipper there?

Wear your undies on the outside of your pants

You can be a 5-tailed lemur

You can build a log cabin and marry a beaver.

The future's up to you

So what you gonna do?

Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid

What did I say?

Dare to be stupid

Tell me, what did I say?

Dare to be stupid

It's alright

Dare to be stupid

We can be stupid all night

Dare to be stupid

Come on, join the crowd

Dare to be stupid

Shout it out loud

Dare to be stupid

I can't hear you

Dare to be stupid

Okay, I can hear you now

Dare to be stupid

Let's go, dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid