Raccoon Song - Cover of "I've made too much pasta" (Patreon)

https://ivemadetoomuchpasta.bandcamp.com/track/raccoon-song

Do you know this band yet? Quality, and furry. I genuinely that this sh*t is genius.

Scurrow (The more common name of this musician: @ScurrowSquirrel) gave me permission to cover this one and I had a heckin' good time doing so ^^

Lyrics:

Raccoon Song

C                    F                  

You might think it's weird I'm a raccoon,

Bb                  F              C

I don't think it's weird at all.

C                     F                            

Raccoons are the most adaptable animals, 

G               Bb      C  

you might even see one at the mall.

C                         F                                

We're flopping around your backyard at night, 

Bb           F     C

we're taking over JAPAN.

C                       F                       

Three raccoons in a trenchcoat, could 

G       Bb          C

easily pass as a hideous man.                                                  

Could easily pass as a hideous man, 

G  Bb C

could easily pass as a hideous non-vocal strange smelling man

F                       G                      

A group of raccoons is called a Death Squad, 

Bb                  C

100 raccoons is too many raccoons. 

F                           G                                                

A motel full of raccoons is called a fluff box, 

     C

but 1 Raccoon is just called a raccoon (repeat 2x)

One day there might be a raccoon president, 

and then what would you say?

They'd be like "Reh rah reh squa breh rehtrehtreht" 

and solve all the world's problems in one day.

There are no raccoons on the moon cuz they 

would have chewed a hole through the sides.

There were no raccoons on the titanic cuz they 

knew it would sink and die..

 Bb                    F                      C

Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs 

and they are right:  (X4)

C    F      Bb   F   C

Bah bah buh bah bah bah bah bah, bah bah bu bah bah bub bah bah bah

C    F      G    Bb  C

Bah bah bu bah bah BAH bah bah, bah bah bu bah bah bah.