Home Artists Posts Import Register

Downloads

Content

Timestamps: 

  • 00:00:00 - accent reveal
  • 00:01:49 - gamestop 
  • 00:03:28 - lud discovers regenerative braking
  • 00:07:08 - battery gas can
  • 00:08:09 - hamster wheel guy :(
  • 00:09:22 - ludwig cries
  • 00:09:55 - ross from friends
  • 00:10:38 - ross from friends harassment training
  • 00:14:18 - nicks first kiss was stolen
  • 00:15:27 - ludwig knows someone who pulled a ross
  • 00:16:39 - ludwig saw some outta pocket behaviour at a party
  • 00:21:21 - slime made people laugh at atrioc 
  • 00:23:39 - thousand dollar coin flips
  • 00:26:19 - slime moment
  • 00:26:25 - ludwig cries again 
  • 00:27:00 - zekken 
  • 00:29:47 - Oh Jardon? Nahh 💀💀
  • 00:30:45 - new call-ins! "What's your most embarrassing moment?"
  • 00:32:55 - call #1
  • 00:42:24 - call #2

Comments

Skiddly Winks

Timestamps are sick af. Also Nick will forever be my favorite for saying "Fall Out!" with zero hesitation

Michael

I need these shoes

Kyle Cupelli

I waited 10 whole minutes after the main ep for this. What am I supposed to do without constant stimulation?

aud3 da dog

holy shit timestamps for the primo!! archie the goat always.

Anonymous

ive been waiting for this one

Ryan Burke

Literally just finished and got the notification #feelsgoodman

Anonymous

The real question is… what was the name that nick couldn’t say in the main ep

Canyon Tennant

I agree that Ludwig in the add read is my favorite thing he’s ever done I died 8 times

Chase Bryden

The purple Crocs go so fucking hard

Anonymous

It's moments like Nick's "FALL OUT!" at the hamster ball guy dying that make the 7 bucks a month all worth it

Kiss Me Already

The vince staples joke was killer

bigfoot

no shot ludwig just called rutgers "southern new jersey" its LITERALLY DEAD CENTER - CENTRAL JERSEY IS REAL AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

Anonymous

this is my favorite episode yet! (i haven’t watched it yet)

Chase Bryden

He had stank on his hangdown. Best thing anyone ever said on the yard

Cole F

Love the nick physics good shit

Anonymous

Thought the second call in was the tattoo artist for a split second

Ruben

Funniest "subtle" joke of this episode: Slime: "Aiden, do you last long or are you quick" Aiden: "I'm mid" Slime: "I've been saying that"

Anonymous

This one was fire

Jayce Dulany

Another yard fan from NC pog

Jackson Honeycutt

My name is Jackson, I'm from NC, and my best friend growing up had a late in life circumcision with complications. This primo hit wildly close to home for me.

Anonymous

I never comment on anything, but I would love to thank whoever decided to change the player and include timestamps

Renegadem

"I'm not your dad" is the best call-in story of all time.

Thothrax

why Vince why why

Anonymous

Patreon does thing fun thing when I close out of the video and open it again, it plays two audio tracks staggered from eachother one from each time I opened it. Watched the first 5 minutes and thought I was having a stroke.

Anonymous

Thank you for the time stamps!

Eli

This would happen to me all the time with the audio ones but they fixed it so hopefully they’ll fix this one too. I would listen to it in AirPods and whenever I would take one out it pauses it and when I put it back in it would resume it and start a different one at the same time and I would have to close the app and start again.

Anonymous

The headphone thing must be fun! I just have to pause both the app and the “now playing” on the iPhone and then resume the app and it works again. I didn’t realize it was happening at first and thought damn the guys are excited for the patreon episode

Alex Jones

First 7 minutes are just an ad for gas cars

Sierra Scanlan

thank u for the time stamps!!! much appreciated :)

Garrett

No Nick, there were more staples this week

Acrylic

i got cut in the philippines and they do it close to raw, barely any anesthetics and at most a glove for cleanliness.

Jamesearlj

shmeepity smoopity bears

Omar Vargas

The amount of extra work for the time stamps is appreciated

Anonymous

Hey Nick, no one acknowledged you say “I’m already Tracer” but I just wanted to let you know I appreciated it :)

Scott

Shoutout to Vince I also had complications from circumcision done at like age 7, had the stitches luckily I never had to get them redone or local anaesthetic ouch.

Anonymous

Hey I just want to ask slime to make more Dark Souls references bc I understand them thanks.

ReeseFleece

People talking about the time stamps like they aren't gonna watch the whole thing anyways lol

Kyle S

I think it's cool because if you want to go back and look for a bit this makes it so much easier to do.

nolain

17:43 Me and my squad have the same bit, whenever someone picks Mii Swordfighter we say "me swordfighter :-) "

Anonymous

Zipper on the Patreon is a different beast

77katz77

26:20 Isn't Zekkan also the name of the AIDS girl from SAO?

Anonymous

As a former manager at a Chick-fil-A I feel called out but also can confirm 😂

Alex Hammon

Schwimmer was probably court ordered to do those videos or some shit

Ren Hope

Baseball is the best drinking game for sure

Samuel Lee

Dear Vince, I am so sorry you had to go through that.

Ghostly

As a woman, couldn't help but cringe the whole time when listening to Vince's story. I could feel it on my invisible dick and god it hurt. Im glad everything turned out well in the end though Vince!

Anonymous

Zipper on YouTube: lol funny streamer Tweet Zipper on Patreon: LiveLeak + ratio + watch a man die

Anonymous

worked with a guy from the phillipines and its a big thing there. he'd tell me stories about how theyd bully kids who werent circumsised, he himself got it when he was like 12. crazy shit tbh

Daniel

The dead guy is so crazy because he just rolls off the MOUNTAIN and his “friends” are just kinda like “welp”

Daniel

Care about their friend? Can you imagine the inhuman scream from slime if his little bear aimen was in the ball.

ruckus

Timestamps on the premium episodes are goated

Ryan Nogueira

Brazillians do love you guys

Anonymous

Hi fellas, going through a tough break up at the moment, and still your episodes manage to be a constant in my life - I'm glad you guys are doing what you're doing and I appreciate it

Anonymous

It's really funny to me that Ludwig compared Slime's old manager at GameStop to a chick fil a manager, I used to work at a chick fil a and the GM was named Craig

WildMan

No shot this dude said 'my dick stitches started popping'. That's a gg, go next.

Dylan Jackson

Ayye! loved the quiet app state shout out