My Teenage Romance Comedy Can't Be This Perverted! Chapter 91.5: Aika's Fiction (Patreon)

Beta read by Shigiya.

An Archer's Promise will be updated in a few minutes, so technically this is a double update for this story and an Archer's Promise.

Same as last time, is this scene canon? Well... You'll have to check the end after the lemon ;)

I mentioned when the lemon starts and ends.

Next update An Archer's Promise in a few minutes then Nanoha in hopefully 2 days cause both the holidays and my time sick made me seriously late with my writing schedule.

Thanks Shigiya for the lemon, chapter wouldn't have been possible without him.

Hope y'all like it!

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(Lemon Start)


-Kuoh-


I knew that Aika wasn’t a shy girl.


Shlurp


In fact, she was the exact opposite.  


Shlurp


Aika liked to play pranks on people whenever she got the chance or whenever she got bored. A girl who was kind to those who ask her for help while making sure to tease them in the process. Though she didn't admit it, the brunette glowed under the praise and gratitude from others. But above all else, she was a massive pervert. Never choosing to hide who she was as a person. Yes, she never liked those people who went overboard with their passion, like the perverted trio, but she was not shy to voice out what she wanted. 


When we first met, I got told straight to my face the exact size of Hachi Jr — the fact how scarily accurate her measurements were creeped me out many times. But then again, I worked for Azazel and other Supernatural beings in the past, and I had seen plenty of ridiculous scenes from breasts shooting acid being at the top of my list I even sighed when the girl stated that she wanted me to pin her down and have my way with her.


Shlurp


Glurk


Shlurp


It left me stunned at how someone could just say that out loud without so much an ounce of shame. My only saving grace was that no one was around to hear her declaration. Last thing I wanted was for certain types of rumors to circulate around school about me and Aika having sexual affairs on school grounds. 


After that day, the girl started to hang out with me, and just like I expected, she was going to be trouble.


The bespectacled pervert tried so many ways to get my attention or to get into my pants — which I always treated as her just messing around with me. Flashing me her laced underwear that went from plain to downright being just floss that barely hid anything. She felt me up by hugging me from behind, ‘accidentally’ running her hands down my groin, grabbing my hand and putting it under her skirt to let me know what kind of underwear she was wearing today, or sitting on my lap while grinding herself on me, hoping to get me to do unspeakable things to her person. She offered to help relieve my stress with some sexual act or another with very provocative gestures or suggestions that had me wasting an entire bottle of water, which just backfired on me as it made her shirt transparent. One time, she even tricked me into getting with her in the girls’ showers, showing me her birthday suit, while asking me to join her.


I was able to ignore, dodge, and thwart most of her plans, mostly by giving her head a good chop. Though at times she managed to nearly break my defenses,  but I was able to escape unscathed with most of my sanity intact and held myself back from doing something I would regret if I fell to the temptation.


She wanted me… She wanted me to take her right here and right now. No longer putting much effort into hiding it with her constant straight-to-the-point flirting.


There were times that the students wondered if she was a part of the perverted trio, seeing how she behaved with Asia and how she only acted like a pervert when around me. Thankfully, with enough time and persuasion I was able to dismiss those notions from the public.


For the most part.


Schlup “Hachi~!” Slurp


Despite all of that, here I found myself in a rather precarious situation..


Aika, my classmate, the person that helped me run the club when I'm busy doing my other job, the biggest female pervert in the school that could give the perverted trio a run for their money in perversion,  squatting between my legs, sucking my cock like it was a goddam lollipop while finger fucking herself since she first started. And I just sat there, letting it happen.


“Schlup Do you like it?~ Slurp!” Aika moaned out in such a way I had never heard from her before. She ran her nimble tongue over my balls then up to the tip, and resumed sucking while stroking the rest of the length with her dainty hands.



Look at her lewd face I came to question myself just how the hell did I end up in such a situation in the first place…?


Oh right… 


Teenage hormones.


(Flashback)


It started with another day of dealing with both Akeno and Rias being mischievous brats in the morning as usual. Once again, the two didn’t know the meaning of personal space or decency, as they ended up in my bed once again, their supermodel-like bodies pressing onto my own. Of course, the raven haired Yamato Nadeshiko wore one of the most scantily-pair of underwear that would get any hot-blooded man panting like a dog in heat. While Rias, on the other hand, chose not wearing anything at all, showing off her super sexy body for anyone to see. 


Because, surprise, surprise, she was an exhibitionist who enjoyed sleeping in the nude. But what could I expect from someone who enjoyed taking showers in her clubroom where anyone could just walk in without much of an issue or the numerous invitations to wash her back from either me or Akeno? The sight of these two beautiful and erotically teasing women just sleeping would entice any person to act on their instincts but with the added bonus of them rubbing those sinful bodies on my own as they slept peacefully, unaware of my plight.


No… they definitely knew and were trying to break my resolve!


…Well, safe to say, I couldn’t get out of that situation fast enough, and the cold shower that came after failed to  make my morning any better.


After hastily leaving the house, I headed to my morning practice with Katase and Muruyama. But in my haste and distracted mind from remembering my girlfriends' ethereal bodies, I accidentally walked into the female locker rooms while my childhood friends were in the middle of changing. 


Muruyama, acting like a normal and sane person in this kind of situation, tried her best to cover herself with her kendo uniform, her face almost as red as Rias’s hair, and let out a girlish squeak of surprise and shock. 


I nearly cried seeing such a reaction, finally a normal human being…


She tried her best to hide her curvy body and Double D-cup breasts with her towel, but it was already too late. I had seen everything. Katase, on the other hand, smiled at me with a happy look on her face and struck a pose that showed off her developed form and caused her C-cup breasts to bounce from the action. The womanly figures that they had gained over the years and toned bodies that they had developed with their dedication for kendo, was no less enticing than the other women in my life.


“Geez, Hachi-kun! If you wanted a look, all you had to do was ask~!”


‘No… no! Please act more reserved and angry!’ I was willing to take a beating or even a slap to the face! 


“Katase, what are you saying!? Please, Hachi, don’t look! My heart's not ready!”


I didn’t know what she meant by that last part, but I decided to get out before things went south. After finishing what I felt to be one of the most awkward training sessions in my life, at least for Murayama and me, as Katase's constant teasing and offers to show me more if I wanted made it hard to focus without imagining the two in the nude or imagining the offers that Katase had shamelessly given. I was at least able to finish my exercise at the end.


Not only that, my best personal assistant, Kalawarna, decided that it would be fun to send me pics of her in several revealing outfits that nearly had me dropping my phone. Not only had she sent pics of herself with incredibly suggestive comments, but she had also sent several pics of Asia in equally revealing outfits, with the last one having them being together in bed, with scandalous harem outfits that I had only ever seen in anime. Kala also had the nerve to add a suggestive text to the last photo.





‘Come and claim your maidens, my king~’


Did she have no shame!?


Then to add the cherry on top of this absolutely perfect day, I ran into Sona. I was, at the time, distracted by the photos of my degenerate assistant and how she was slowly corrupting sweet little Asia, that I accidentally bumped into her while moving through the stairs as she seemed to be in a hurry, causing us to crash into each other and tumbling down the stairs. It wouldn’t have been so bad, even with Sona landing on top of me, if we didn't get hit with one of the biggest cliches in the anime world. By some strange force of nature and the absolute backhand of the logic of this universe, I somehow ended up with Sona on top of me, my head under her skirt, and got a face full of her panties. 


What really surprised me was the fact that the Sitri Heir was wearing one of the most salacious pieces of lingerie that I would only expect Akeno, Rias or Kala to wear. And just as I was about to push her off of me, I froze when she started to move. But instead of getting off me, I felt her push her groin onto my face, giving a slow grind. I could feel her rub panty-clad pussy on me, taking a slow approach while forcing me to inhale a hefty amount of her feminine scent that seemed to have gotten thicker the longer she continued. I was honestly feeling a strain on my sanity the longer this continued, but I didn’t stop her.


I wanted it to continue. I wanted to tear off her clothes and take her right there in the middle of the hallway. Shatter that cool facade that she puts on to the school and show them that she belongs to me! She and every other girl in life belong to me and no one else!


Before I realized what I was thinking, Sona had jumped off me with a loud and quick ‘I’m sorry!’ before running away to parts unknown and leaving me lying on the floor, feeling my body incredibly hot, confused and so damn frustrated


‘Just what is going on today!? Am I being attacked by the dark gods of ecchi and hentai!? Are you having fun watching this, you sick voyeurs!?’


Just when I felt absolutely done with this day and just wanted to take a cold shower to help get rid of this pent-up frustration… That was when it happened. I didn't  remember what occurred specifically h during that time. When I saw Aika bent over, her skirt riding up her ass, and presenting me her round, pert ass and that scandalously revealing black crotchless thong that no girl her age should be wearing, that was a wedge between those supple globes of creamy flesh that were swaying in front of me, almost if they were beckoning me to grab them. Those smooth legs that looked soft and smooth were covered by her white thigh-high socks. I swear that I felt something physically snap inside of me at that moment, and everything became a haze.


The next thing I know, I had Aika, my vice-president and club mate/friend, pinned to the table, our lips connected in a hungry kiss, seeing the surprised look on the bespectacled girl. But she didn’t waste time to return the kiss, feeling her wrap those pretty legs around my waist and pull me closer, not even bothering to push me away. In fact, she seemed more into it than I was. I already had my tongue pass through her lips and coil around her own, getting a cute moan of delight from my little club member. I moved my hands under her shirt and bra and groped her modest chest and nubs with a gentle squeeze, getting another moan from her.


“God Hachi~! You don’t know how many times I dreamed this exact scenario.”


“Yet, I’m not even surprised by that, you horny woman.”


Aika gave me a cheeky grin before slamming her lips onto my own again, seeming desperate to taste me, as she wrapped her tongue with my own, and I didn’t hesitate to return the favor. 


I don’t remember how long we had been kissing, but in the end, I still needed to breathe, unlike this horny woman under me, who didn't want to let go. When we let go, both of us were panting heavily, our faces inches apart, and our faces flushed. I rested my head on hers, my eyes completely focused on Aika’s own. I stared into her amber-yellow eyes, which were filled with want and desire, and it made me want to indulge her needs even more.


I pulled myself up, finally regaining a bit of sense of self, and took a good look at the young woman before me.


Her clothes were disheveled, and the buttons were either undone or ripped off, giving me a view of her heaving lacy bra-covered C-cup chest, her toned, smooth stomach, and her skirt nearly falling off her trimmed waist from our heated makeout.


She looked so… beautiful and appetizing. I let out a growl of need and desire at the thought of claiming her as my woman.


Aika struggled under my grip. For one clear moment, I was worried that she might have changed her mind or that I was hurting her.


“Let me suck it.” Aika finally said, her voice breathy as she continued to struggle in my grip.


“What?” I asked her, confused by her request.


“Let me suck your cock!”


That got my attention. The thought of Aika getting on her knees, wrapping those pink lips around my dick, and having her swallow every inch down her throat. It was lewd and depraved, and I wanted to experience it. 


I made up my mind. I picked up the young woman and carried her to one of the chairs in the room before taking a seat.


Holding her arms above her head in a vice-grip as she struggled to free herself to get what she wanted before stopping after a while, seeing that she wouldn’t be able to break free. An added benefit from this was that all of the shiftings were causing her soft thighs to rub against my dick, stimulating it with each movement. I chuckled, seeing the cute pout on her before placing a gentle kiss on her lips.

 

It at least helped get rid of her pout.


I felt like it was time, so I moved to her ear and said, “I'm going to let go and you will get on your knees."


Aika shivered on my lap, her breathing getting heavier, and she squirmed on my lap. I let her go, and she did not waste time moving off my lap and moving between my legs, her entire focus was on her next task.


I half-expected the bespectacled young woman to rip my pants off, but instead, she looked at my crotch with intensity, before she ran her hand over my straining bulge. She started to unbutton and pull down my zipper, finally freeing my hardened cock. Her eyes focused on my own.


She didn’t waste time pulling down my boxer, faster than I expected, as she yanked it down hard in her eagerness.


I watched as my dick sprung up from its confines and smacked Aika with a loud *thwap*.


Aika flinched at the sudden attack, her glasses were smacked off and barely hanging on her face. When she fixed them back on, she got a look at what hit her and stared in shock, fixated on the object in front of her.


“O-Oh, Wow”


Aika slowly reached out to my twitching sword, her hand trembling, an uneasy smile on her face as she ran her fingers over it but pulled back a bit as if it burned her.


I thought that it was a little funny how she was acting. She was like a dog that was meeting a new person.


She finally grasped my cock, making me hold back a groan. I really liked the feeling of her touch. I felt a bit of satisfaction when she couldn’t even wrap her entire hand around it, watching the awe in her eyes at this revelation.


The pride within me grew.


But that didn’t seem to stun her for long. She started to glide her hand, stroking the entire length in a slow movement. It felt so good to finally have a bit of pleasure, even if it was a simple hand job. I twitched when I felt her other hand start to fondle my balls, feeling them being massaged in a gentle motion.


“Jeez, they're big, and they feel so swollen. Is that normal for a guy? I can barely fit them in my hand,” muttered Aika, still stroking my cock while her other hand fondled my tender balls.


But the expression didn’t last long, as she was quick to inspect it up close. Her glasses started to fog up from her heavy breathing, she pressed onto my cock, rubbing the sides with her cheeks, while her tongue poked out to lick the veins of my cock. Her tiny soft hands played with the tip of my nob while her other hand moved to caress and squeezed my balls. Her eyes, which were filled with mischief and desperation, were filled with so much lust and love that I was nearly overwhelmed by the look.


“Please~ Let me swallow this monster~!”


Sweet god, this girl was a depraved pervert!


{Break}


And that’s how I ended up in this situation.


I focused back onto Aika when she gave another hard suck on the tip, getting me to groan out at the suction.


“*Slurp* You have no *Schluk* idea how long I wanted to *Schluk* suck your cock.” Despite her mouth being filled with my cock, Aika was able to talk around it while she continued to ‘work’. Aika looked so eager and happy when she started, she, as of yet, had to stop her sucking when she first started, and it seemed she wouldn’t stop even if she needed to talk.


Aika continued to suck the tip like some kind of meaty lollipop, her hands stroking the rest of the base, she used both of her hands to stroke the rest of my link.


Finally, after what felt like the longest blowjob in my life, she let go of my cock with a wet *Pop*.


“Hey, Hachi~ Want to see something amazing~?”


I didn’t ask what she meant, already having an idea of what she was going to do, but I still didn’t expect what happened next.


I watched her place her hands on my lap, before engulfing the tip once again.


I was a bit disappointed when she just held that position. She gave me a mischievous wink, and sucked in some air through her nose, before proceeding to her next course of action.


She started to take more of my cock down her throat. I expected her to stop at some point, knowing about the human gag reflex but she continued to take more and more until she had the entire thing down her throat. She didn’t pause or even choke through the whole process, as she took everything in one smooth motion.


I would’ve been amazed at Aika being able to swallow the entire thing, but I was lost in the pleasure of her throat constricting around my cock.


I couldn’t stop the groan when she pulled back until she was halfway, before slamming herself back down and repeating the process. 


Again and again.


*Slurp* *Slurp* *Slurp*


I didn’t know how long it lasted, lost to the pleasure, while Aika didn’t stop from going all the way down to the base.


I nearly jumped out of my seat when I felt Aika hum with her mouth full, sending a pleasing vibration. But it was enough to push me over the edge.


“Holy shit, Aika!”


I quickly grabbed a hold of her head, keeping my cock buried deep, before feeling my release explode.


Despite this, Aika didn’t struggle with my actions. In fact, she wrapped her arms around my waist and pulled herself deeper, her face pressed against my stomach.


I could feel myself pumping my load into her, as her throat constricted with each swallow.


After what felt like the longest orgasm in my life, I finally let go of her, slumping back on the seat with Aika still latched onto me.


Aika pulled back, her lips a tight seal, as she gave a slow suck with every inch until she released the tip out with a very loud pop, my dick covered in her saliva.


Aika was breathing heavily for oxygen after she finished gulping the leftover from her suction.


I groaned at the loss of the feeling of her warm mouth, as the cool air of the clubroom caressed my cock.


“You taste better than I imagined!”


“W-Where did you learn how to do that?”


Aika gave me a smug, satisfied grin, licking her lips salaciously.


“Let’s just say, I’ve been practicing for this day.” she said with a teasing lilt in her voice, while she continued to stroke my cock, “Though I was hoping that you would give me a nice, thick facial like in my dreams. I wouldn’t have minded being marked by you, Hachi~.”


With one last kiss on my slowly flaccing tip, she stood back up. She started to remove her sweaty clothes, letting each garment fall to the floor, along with the glasses that she put to the side. 


It didn’t take long for her to be only in her underwear. I noticed that her black underwear had a large wet stain, while some liquid slowly spilled down her thighs.


Just as she was about to remove her undergarments, I stood up, getting her attention.


I looked down at the young woman, her eyes staring into my own. Aika may not have been as gifted as the other women in my life, but she was still a beauty in her own right.


I gently cupped her cheek, and slowly leaned down.


“Hachi-”


She was silenced, our lips connected both enjoying the gentle contact but the longer we kissed the deeper it went. Aika wrapped her arms around my neck, pressing her modest chest onto my own while my hands moved to her ass, grabbing a handful. It didn’t take much effort for me to lift her up, while she wrapped her legs around my waist. We didn’t bother to let go of the kiss while moving to the center of the table.


I laid her down on the table, before letting go of the kiss, “Let me return the favor.”


“Aren’t you a gentleman~!”


Ignoring her comment, I slowly moved down to peper her neck with kisses, making her moan cutely from my actions. I started to trail down, before stopping on her breasts. I was able to unclip the bra, which was thankfully a front clip, and moved them out of the way, letting me get a view of her breasts. I moved down to suck on her nipples, returning the favor from earlier, while my hand massaged her other breast.


Aika was gasping for breath as I continued to play with her modest chest. Aika's breasts were just the right size to fit on my hand, while got her nipple wrapped around my tongue until it was a hardened nub.


Deciding to keep moving, I let go of her breasts, getting a disappointed moan from the young woman.


I moved down until I was between her legs. I could see that her panties were completely soaked from my actions unlike before, and a sweet scent had filled my nostrils. It made me thirsty, and wanted to get a taste.


I moved the wet underwear to the side and got a view of her pink-soaked entrance. I moved in closer, the sweet smell getting stronger.


I started to lick her wet flower, starting with her outer folds. I gave her long licks, savoring her essence, getting more of that sweet taste.


“Oh god~! Hachi~! Eat that pussy~!”


I felt her hands grip my hair, guiding me deeper into her wet channel. I continued to lap up her juices, before moving to her entrance. My tongue was able to slip through her folds and started to caress her outer walls.


She started to constrict around my tongue, but it continued to move to rub her walls.


“Keep going! I’m getting close~!”


I started to move my tongue faster, caressing the roof of her fleshy walls. But as soon as I did, I felt Aika’s legs wrap around my head and squeeze harder.


“Oh god! Hachi! Right there! Lick it right there~!”


Aika tugged at my hair, pulling me deeper into her wet snatch. I continued to lick her folds with eagerness and hunger.




I growled in satisfaction as Aika mewled and begged for more as I continued my assault on her tight snatch. I felt her body jerked and squeezed my head harder when I ran my tongue on her upper walls. 


I did it again, and Aika let out a guttural moan of pleasure that almost had her body convulsing.


“Oh dear god… Please do it again Hachi!”


Now that I found her sweet spot I started to go harsher on my assault, dragging my tongue over and over on her sensitive spot. After a while, I decided to use my fingers to rub her walls, spreading and rubbing her walls.


I saw that her clitoris presented itself to me. A pink little nub that was twitching right above her entrance. When I moved to wrap my tongue around the little button, it caused an unexpected reaction.


“Oh god! I’m cumming! I’m CUMMING!”


Aika’s declaration nearly caused my ears to ring from her scream, and I pulled away. I wouldn’t be surprised if the school heard my perverted clubmate's scream. But honestly, I was more focused on the ark of clear liquid squirting from her climax, soaking my face and neck. It continued for around ten, maybe twelve seconds before she finally calmed down.


And yes, I did count it. Mostly out of curiosity on my part.


But damn… I’m going to have to clean that up later.


Aika released her leg-lock on my head as she slumped on the table like a wet noodle, trying to regain her breath from what looked like an intense climax.


While Aika was doing that, I moved to stand back up. Being stuck in that position for that long had me do some stretches to get rid of the stiff feeling on my knees. But seeing my confident, perverted, and mischievous clubmate like this made me remember why things led to this situation.


I could still feel the warm juices on me. I licked the clear liquid that was around my face but the rest I had to wipe away using my shirt.


I moved toward Aika, my cock was at full mast once again, and my desires moved me into making Aika completely mine.


After Aika finished coming down from her high, she felt me rest my cock, resting on her stomach, and brunette eyed it. Seeming to get a grasp on what was about to happen next.


Aika looked nervous at how far it reached her womb and now understood her situation.


“Hachi-kun! H-How about we call it a day? We both had a good time and we can save this for another occasion! Maybe with a bottle of lube?”


I wasn’t listening to her pleas right now. I just continued to follow my instincts, moved my hips back, and aimed my thick appendage at her entrance. Aika tried to squirm away but I held her in place. Even with all of her struggling, it was barely half-hearted at best, and she just squirmed a little in my grasp.


“W-Wait, wait-!”


I buried myself inside of her, slowly but without pause, going balls deep before finally connecting our hips together. Aika felt her breath escape her as she felt completely filled by my cock. She could feel her pussy stretched to its limit.


“S-So big! It’s filling me up so much”


I slowly started to thrust, slowly pulling out before thrusting back inside. Aika couldn’t focus as her mind went to mush as I started to go faster.


*Plap* *Plap* *Plap* *Plap*


“Hachi! Hachi! Fuck me! Fuck me! Don’t stop, please!” Aika was squealing in delight. She groped the table to keep herself from falling, but it didn’t stop the table from tilting with each thrust.


“Fuck Aika! Your pussy is so damn tight!” I grunted out, my hips moving at a fast pace, enjoying the sensation of fucking the perverted girl under me.


“I’m cumming!”


Aika moaned in bliss, her body shuddering as she cummed, while I continued to thrust into the woman, as she tightened around my girth.


“Aika, I’m about to cum! Where do you want it!?”


“On me! Cum on me!”


I pulled out after I heard her desperate pleas, and started to stroke myself until I cummed on to my club member. In what felt like an eternity, I finally reached my climax. I shot thick, sticky white ropes on her body, coating her stomach, chest, and face.


The two were breathing heavily, with me looming over her with a protective hold on her, our foreheads, pressing together as we basked in the afterglow.


Aika looked into my eyes, before leaning up and licking my lips. Hachi extended my tongue and wrapped it with her own.


“Hachi, *Schlic* your amazing *Schlup*”


“*Sluck* You're mine now,” I said with a growl. A primal, possessive urge to keep her with me from now on. I pulled from the kiss and moved to suck on her neck.


“Of course, I’m yours now. You ruined me for anyone else.” cooed Aika, enjoying the ministration of me marking her skin.


She let out a moan when she felt my hard cock grind her folds, “Still horny? Let Aika-chan take care of it. Hehehe—


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(Lemon end)


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—Pa!


I rolled up a newspaper hit Aika’s head with enough force to break the girl out of this ridiculous story. Both Asia and I, face completely crimson, could no longer stay quiet and I had to end this madness!


“What the hell was that!? Like I'd push you down on the table and force myself on you. That's literally rape!” I exclaimed at the bespectacled girl who was rubbing her head with a pout. The computer before her had the full scene of this… headache inducing ‘project’ as she described written and one she apparently hadn't even finished yet. 


“Hey, it's not rape when I actually consented for you to ravish me.” She scrolled up and pointed at the part where the character in the story who I refused to see was myself walking inside the classroom. “Look, my butt was on full display and super erotic. If that isn't a deliberate attempt at seduction and breaking your will then I don't know what is.” 


“That… that isn't how it works, Aika…” I rubbed my head, getting a headache dealing with her antics. “Why couldn't it have been something more reasonable? Like something that happens after a date… and couldn't you have chosen another name than mine!?” 


“Why? The character I wrote seems quite close to your personality.”


I refused to believe that!


“How do you even know who Kalawarna is? I don't believe you two ever met!” Did Aika secretly know about the Supernatural world and kept quiet about it and I was too absent or dumb to realize it? 


“Oh her? She stops by regularly in the club after her interviews with the academy, she was applying for a job as a nurse back then and has been part of the staff since last week.” 


“...”


Why didn't I know about ANY of this!? No wait, I kept getting distracted, better focus on the current issue first.


It felt more embarrassing to read when the entire story was read in the first person with characters from Kuoh. “Also, Murayama and Katase would for sure beat me up. There is no way they'd let me off the hook so easily.” 


“Ha! That's where you're wrong, Kaichou! Those two girls are closet perverts who fantasize about such stories constantly. I'm certain they have a stash of boys' love hidden somewhere in their room. Probably even regular porn where they glued your face to every male character in the story!” Aika insisted that I didn't bother fighting back.


“Why are you even writing porn in the first place?” I asked, taking a seat to calm down my nerves. 


“Oh right, the gaming club requested me to help them to write a super spicy eroge scene. But since I didn't have any experience, I decided to practice a bit with such scenes and if they find my skills to be up to par. Of course, a few girls heard about this and paid me a big sum of money to write a similar scene with you and themselves — sometimes with another person for a threesome.” 


My club had turned into a den of depravity.


“Ara ara~, Hachi sure is a naughty dragon~”


Tap


Tap


Tap


A shiver ran through my spine as I gazed to the other end of the room. Finding none other than Akeno with the most sadistic smile on her face as she typed a few hundreds of words on the keyboard per minute. Her speed both frightening and the content itself, made me feel dread. 


She was a blushing, a heated mess from my perspective. Aika, ever the curious type, went over and started to read part of what she was writing out loud. “—after watching her beloved dragon take another woman, it brought her an untold amount of pleasure. One of her hands played with her breasts, trying to relieve some of the sexual tension, as she continued to watch Hachi force himself on Raynar—” Without wasting any time, I grabbed the brunette, covering her mouth and making sure she stopped from corrupting Asia's innocent ears. Oh… nevermind, the former nun had already fallen unconscious.


“Akeno…” I called the raven haired beauty, hoping to pull her back to reality. 


She turned to the other occupants of the room, “Eh? Hachi-kun? When did you get here?” 


… I was here for the past hour. How absorbed was she with her writing!? 


“W-Wait! What happened afterwards?” My eyes twitched as I heard another voice speak from Akeno's laptop, I marched on and turned the device towards me and nearly facepalmed myself as I realized that not only was Akeno's scene thrice as long with three girls involved with the debauchery, but to my dismay she actually had an audience. Rias was actually live in a video call reading the scene as it was getting written without her clothes! 


“Wah!” Seeing the sudden appearance of my face, the redhead fell off her seat and hastily tried to end the video call while breaking a few things in the background.  


She left before I could even say anything, but to my shock… There was another person present in the call but had their face hidden. Unfortunately for them, they forgot to hide their profile name. “You too… Sona?” 


A sense of relief filled my heart as at least the Sitri heir had clothes on, unlike her rival.


Just like Rias, the call abruptly ended as I heard a cry of embarrassment coming from the floor above where the student council room was situated. 


I turned my head towards the smiling Akeno. “This was your idea from the beginning wasn't it… Just how many people have you corrupted.” 


“Mmm~ All according to Keikaku~ Fufufufufu!.”


Was all she said before teleporting away. 


“Get back here, Akeno! We still have to have several requests to go through today!”