Agent Porky (Patreon)

Criminals, you better stop breaking the rules, because this time your actions won't go unpunished, since the flabby arm of the law will chase you... As long as you don't run too much (Agent Porky's knees hurt when he runs ), and will end up capturing you, as long as you allow it, in the unlikely event that he catches you running, and you don't knock him down with a punch.

So, reconsider your behavior, those of you who don't separate the glass from the cardboard when throwing away your garbage, or use the bike lane as a sidewalk, or in general commit such insignificant infractions that resisting the police would be counterproductive, since Mr. Porky might be a disaster as a policeman... But no one knows how to convince a delinquent not to repeat his bad behavior better than him, after having the infractor in the police stocks for a few hours being reeducated...