Escape room (Patreon)

"-...And then I thought: It's incredible how much money people spend on spending the afternoon trying to escape from a simulated prison or a fake sinking ship, or a building that is supposedly on fire, when I could probably offer a similar experience at a much more affordable price and with minimal investm...

-Pleahahase, if you're not going to help me, shut up for fuck's sake! You won't let me coohoncentrahahahahaha CONCENTRATE!..."